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Aleggis

@queeves

alexis (aleggis)
26 yrs old
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I used to get so sad returning to media I loved as a kid and discovering I hate it now, but like. That’s probably a fantastic sign, isn’t it? That I found it at the right time

I could have missed that book or movie or song entirely until today, and I wouldn’t appreciate it at all, so isn’t it great that I found it fifteen years ago instead, and have all this love left over?

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skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt:

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

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IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

  • #i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance
  • #i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss
  • we could be doing this with balls, no homo even
  • #i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf
  • My wife calls it “Titris”
  • it’s called titrus thanks
  • #titrus

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