redstonedust:

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

luce-er:

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

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busket:

tumblr theyre saying that youre dead, again

fungalfaggot:

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

1. this shit ain’t nothin to me man
2. I’ll fucking kill you
3. .

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oca-rinn-a:

xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062:

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed malware.

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

play.google.com

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

Important info in the notes:

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souliex:

bish0ps:

The other perspective makes it funnier

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imthebeast:

gbcgraphics:

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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valtsv:

valtsv:

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying “make sure you check the weather forecast before you go” . in the catacombs?

ALT

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chainsaw-headache:

i love ‘bumfuck’ as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere……. cus Yeah we’re really lost… anal sex style 😞

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its-a-story-about:

Scorpy on a socpens stream: Any game can be good. Even a bad game can give you moments no other game can, and that makes them worth engaging with and preserving.

Scorpy on a wayneradiotv stream: *Joins 3 and a half hours in, unannounced, sits in polite silence for six minutes before a lull in the conversation* I hope the next time you go to poop, you sit down and like a tractor beam all the water all just goes up straight into your bu*disconnects mid-syllable*

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