DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

not sure why anyone would read that book let alone be telling other people to read it. personally i think it would be a lot more useful to learn how to win the time war

adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let's all nothing together

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

Making plans as a young adult sucks because everyone you know is working, has exams, has a tummyache, has a headache, has a broken heart, having a mental health crisis, has friends who get racist after two shots, or is Funky Jake, the guy you haven't wanted to hang out with, since the incident, who is always avalible regardless

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

i would have suuuch a bad time if i lived in adventure time i would eat a hot dog and it would turn out to be a princess or whatever and i’d plead diplomatic immunity but the cop is a banana who has only ever been taught capital punishment by his war crime lesbian overlord and then i would get publicly guillotined in the candy kingdom and the last thing i ever heard before my head fell off would be a teen boy going “oh my björk that was hella wooble shambalooby!”

“I would be a cool adventurer and defeat dungeons with Finn” “I would be a powerful water princess and go out with other princesses” No you wouldn’t you would be berry person extra #35 and you would be on screen for 6 seconds before getting eaten by a giant bird for a background gag.

'i've never done this as myself before'

( been watching fantasy high with some friends so now we must figayda post )

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

i skink therefore i scram...!

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

you have to be a weird little freak or the world will eat you alive