Shane: willyoucometomycottagethissummer 🥰💖🤗
Illya: sure, jan(e)
Halloween prompt: Kelly as Legolas and Robbie as Aragorn.
*getting an oil change*
Mechanic: What kind of oil do you want?
Me: The liquid kind
Holy shit THEY STOLE THE CROWN JEWELS
THEY ESCAPED ON A SCOOTER
“a goon is someone who masturbates” look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business
Ox:*shifts into wolf form*
Robbie: Oh, look - Taylor Swift TTPD merch!
“this would be so good if it was good” might just be my favourite sentence to use when analysing any media
because it’s not a meaningless thing to say
some things will always be mid at best, but sometimes things that suck could be so good, if only they were good











