my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me
no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now
post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons
Neutered
There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time
looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ….. wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter…. *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* “5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!” *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"
Not to mention the significant social benefits that follow kindness wherever it goes
[ID: twitter user wornsword made a post that says “I hate when people say kindness has no reward. do you not find it rewarding to see people be happy. sorry but that’s miserable” End ID]
wood whittled przhevalsky horse
Analyzing the politics of a work that’s meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be “political” in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator’s beliefs?
Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw
Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it’s possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.
I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS
I went outside and got an education, that’s where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.
I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase













