Since a couple of you have asked, here is my big official commission info page. For those new here: I do writing and editing services! There are a few examples of my writing on patreon as well as some of my fic on ao3.
Wanna flesh out a DnD character’s backstory? Ever have an idea you wish would just write itself? Are you looking for a fresh pair of eyeballs to catch all of your typos and stuff? I can absolutely help with that. :D
For writing, I charge six cents per word. For editing, I do $25 per every 1000 words. This includes line editing and content editing.
Feel free to contact me at [email protected] to discuss details. (word length, subject matter, all that fun stuff!)
Also, if you’d like to throw some money toward Beatrix’s vet bills or just grab me a coffee, I have a kofi too!
the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
Archaeologists have discovered the largest Roman villa ever found in Wales in an “amazing discovery” which they say has the potential to be “Port Talbot’s Pompeii”.
Archaeological investigations have led to the identification of the first confirmed Roman marching camps in the federal state of Saxony-Anhalt, providing the earliest structural evidence that Roman military units advanced into the interior of Germania as far as the Elbe River.
Paleoanthropologists have announced the world’s most complete skeleton of Homo habilis, a human ancestor that lived more than 2 million years ago in northern Kenya.
Archaeologists in southern Sicily have uncovered an ancient bone tool depicting the god Dionysus and his erect phallus. The exquisite workmanship helps date the artifact to the fifth century B.C., when the island was a Greek colony
The remains range from 130 years old to over 1,800 years old. Researchers excavated seven mummies along with the bones of 54 other cheetahs from a site near the city of Arar.
A new study combines DNA evidence from burials within the monument with the historical and archaeological context of the region to gain additional insight into the Menga dolmen’s significance over several thousand years.
It’s rare for archaeologists to discover objects we can directly link to children, so a team from Museum of London Archaeology was delighted to uncover evidence of Victorian children’s schoolwork and play during recent excavations ahead of the development of SEGRO Park Wapping.
New secrets have been revealed about bathing culture in ancient Pompeii. Researchers have found mineral deposits under lava which suggest the city’s famous aqueducts were influenced by the Greeks, thousands of years before the establishment of the Roman empire.
Archaeologists working in the ancient city of Amastris in the district of Amasra in Bartin have brought to light a rare smiling depiction of Medusa on the ceiling blocks of a monumental Roman stoa, a columned gallery.
The Ministry of Culture has initiated a new research campaign in the marine area surrounding the El Huarco Archaeological Complex, a significant coastal heritage site located in the district of Cerro Azul, Cañete province, south of Lima.
In a study published in the Journal of Archaeological Science: Reports, Dr. Ellery Frahm and his colleagues analyzed two unusual blue-green glazed ceramic sherds discovered in the Gobi Desert in 2016.
Migration into England was continuous from the Romans through to the Normans and men and women moved from different places and at different rates, a study finds.
Zahi Hawass, perhaps the world’s most famous archaeologist, hopes to discover the tomb of the ancient Egyptian queen Nefertiti before he retires, and he says he may be getting close.
I will apologize if he actually finds it, but until then I reserve the right to be skeptical
Tuesday was a pivotal moment for the Smithsonian Institution, as the deadline for sending the White House a wide range of requested internal communications and other materials relating to exhibitions and programming. Seeking to weed out so-called “woke” ideology, President Donald Trump has called for an unprecedented review of activities at the sprawling Smithsonian, with its 21 museums, 21 libraries, and 14 education and research centers, as well as the National Zoo.
A study has shown the devastating impact of arts funding cuts on institutions across America and many within the industry are concerned for what’s next.
Nearly 1,000 salaried and hourly workers at the Metropolitan Museum of Art voted on Friday to join Local 2110 of the United Auto Workers, creating one of the nation’s largest museum unions.
An exhibition confronting some of Britain’s most polarizing political debates has been shut down in London after a series of escalating vandal attacks that organizers said was intended to silence its message of inclusivity.
The Pompidou had been using two exhibition spaces within the Grand Palais while the modern art museum’s main base is closed for renovations. The space that the Pompidou forfeited was the smaller of the two, but it was being used for programming that remained notable no less.
At a press conference to unveil the Museo del Prado’s 2026 exhibition schedule, the museum’s director, Miguel Falomir, said that when it came to its visitor figures, he feared the museum was becoming “over-saturated,” according to a report in the Times of London .
“The Prado does not need a single visitor more. We are comfortable with 3.5 million,” Falomir said during the presentation. “A museum can collapse due to success, like the Louvre, with some rooms becoming over-saturated. The important thing is not to collapse.”
Campaigners have accused BP of having an insidious influence over the teaching of science, technology, engineering and maths in the UK through its relationship with the Science Museum.
For more than 70 years, a pair of fossils in the collection of the University of Alaska Museum of the North was believed to have come from the Ice Age creature. New analysis, however, has found they were misidentified all along.
Museums Advocacy Day, an annual group outing to speak up for museums in our nation’s capital, is coming up in February. Organized by the American Alliance of Museums and supported by AASLH, Museums Advocacy Day is a vital opportunity to gain advocacy skills, meet nationwide practitioners, and connect with your Congressional offices to demonstrate the value of your institution.
Investigators say they have traced the thieves to an underground parking garage where they temporarily stashed the imperial jewels. The surveillance footage of the location marks the last confirmed sighting of the trove, which has now been missing for nearly three months.
A section of the apse of a 12th-century Romanesque-Mudejar church in the village of Muriel de Zapardiel, in Spain’s Valladolid province, collapsed on Monday, prompting the closure of the building and renewed scrutiny of the condition of historic religious sites in rural Spain.
At the time of writing this, it is 10am in the United Kingdom on the 6th November 2024. As an American migrant over here, I’ve unsurprisingly been watching with dread as the results begin to trickle in and despite my deep criticisms of electoral politics, its hard not to feel very depressed and worried about the future.
So, I want to talk about archaeology as a vector for hope.
The constant churn of a changing London means new finds are regularly being made across the city as blocks and buildings make way for new developments, providing archaeologists with a brief glimpse into the earth below.
In a bleak, deadly period of cold weather known as the Little Ice Age, clever Elizabethan designs helped keep a magnificent stately home unusually warm. The house has lessons for how we can heat our homes more efficiently today.
In a first, researchers have extracted DNA and recovered the rhino’s genome from a chunk of undigested meat from the stomach contents found in the puppy’s remains, discovered in permafrost near the village of Tumat. These genome findings provided insight into the fate of this impressive cold-adapted horned herbivore species once common in northern Europe and Asia.
The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???
This will get a border, so it’s not quite finished. But it makes me smile, so I wanted to share it.
There will be more of these silly word grids. Apologies if you’re here for shapes. It’s like my brain has this “You have been diverted” neon sign that means I change direction completely. It’s an adventure.
