I think the greatest burden in my life is ever since I was a small child I have read "quay" as "kway" and I must remind myself that it is "key" and each time I am betrayed by this anew
why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS
good evening to everyone EXCEPT the user who tagged this post with ‘those are his nipples’
Shen Qingqiu goes to the Demon realm and finds out that, naming conventions aside, your average demon is super fucking normal. They just exist but are basically actually just people. The ones who raid the human realm tend to be the abrasive assholes just like the humans who raid the demon realm tend to be abrasive assholes.
Most demons are just some guy but with horns or a tail or something.
Shen Qingqiu is so confused and disappointed because all the wives and demon antagonists were super weird and had weird quirks and oddities and Shang Qinghua is like "Yea? I based the wives and other demon nobles off of the rich kids at my school. Of course they're freaks. Rich kids are weird. Even my King got that treatment! There was this cold, emotionally constipated, beauty in my creative writing class who barely spoke to anyone and glared at everyone who came near. I think his name was Shen something. I based Shen Qingqiu on him a little too."
And then Shen Qingqiu chases him around the palace with his sword.
this is a lot funnier after the extra
yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"
it is not!! XD
#alright#one of you people give me a name so i can read this godamn thing <- prev
It's The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (人渣反派自救系统) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (/ / 墨香铜臭 ('Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù))
fengqings weapons are so satisfying to me because I’m so used to media giving bows to the "fragile, pretty characters" as if using them doesn’t require a shit ton of strength. but no this guy who became a literal god for purely his martial skills is given the bow and the guy who is described as pretty and delicate is given a fucking 8 foot long sword that other people had trouble even lifting
unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going


















