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the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

Recipe transcript:

Yield: 8 servings

ingredients

3/4c or 177 mll extra virgin olive oil, plus more for greasing the pan

1/2 cup or 118 mll Earl Grey tea, or use coffee, dry red wine, orange juice, or water

1/2 cup or 50 grams Dutch processed cocoa powder

1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

1/4 tsp fine sea salt

1 cup or 200 grams granulated sugar

3 large eggs at room temperature

2 tsp vanilla extract

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons or 135 grams all purpose flour

1/2 tsp baking soda

preparation

step 1 heat the oven to 325 degrees F. Grease a 9-inch round pan and line the bottom with parchment paper

step 2: in a medium saucepan over high heat, bring tea or other liquid to a simmer, then turn off heat. whisk in cocoa, cinnamon, and salt until smooth, then set aside to cool

step 3: in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine sugar, olive oil, eggs, and vanilla. beat for about 3 minutes. reduce speed and pour in cocoa mixture, scraping down the sides of the bowl. gradually beat in flour and baking soda until just incorporated.

step 4: scrape batter into prepared pan and bake until the sides are set but it's still slightly damp in the center, 35 to 45 minutes. A cake tester should come up clean but with a few sticky chocolate crumbs clinging to it. Transfer cake pan to a wire rack and let cake cool completely in pan.

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I want stuff about Robert being more public as mecha man (ik he wasn’t but shhh)

Like him doing those dog/cat interviews, “answering the webs most searched questions”, oh and there’s definitely “mecha man being _ for 10 minutes” compilations on YouTube and edits of him on TikTok

During those dog interviews it’s a struggle to keep Robert’s attention, he’s so lost playing with the puppies he’ll get asked a question and not notice until he gets called on a couple times

After his reveal to the z-team of his identity, to “get to know him more” went searching for these interviews, and definitely teased him about them

(Yes chase did watch these interviews whilst they weren’t in contact)

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that de-aged dick au repost made me think ... him and bruce are going through a rough patch. dick is angry at him and yelling but they're working together on a case so they can't cool off or take a breather. mumble mumble somehow they stumble upon a magic user mumble mumble. dick gets de-aged to when he was first robin. it will wear off in about two weeks but nothing they can do in the meantime. and his siblings are cackling... the dick they know? with his hot temper and lack of control around bruce? and bruce? good with young kids? this is going to be hell for both of them. good luck haha. they get popcorn just to watch the fireworks. instead... dick and bruce have the best time. dick just wants to be around him 24/7. they're watching movies, sharing silly jokes, snuggling. the other kids start to feel jealous in fact. sometimes dick remembers his parents and gets sad and bruce comforts him. dick says that bruce seems really sad and bruce can't tell him why. he just hugs him closer. but the thing is, bruce remembers this happy little kid, who was his hope, who dragged him out of the despair he had fallen into, eating chicken nuggets in the middle of the night and promising they wouldn't tell alfred. he remembers how much they were in sync when dick was a kid. and god he loves dick now, how he loves him, but it's so hard. anyways mumble mumble mumble dick gets turned back into an adult mumble mumble. maybe he has memories of that time or bruce just kinda avoids him for a while once he changes back. and then he confronts bruce with red-rimmed eyes, genuinely hurt. "you liked me better as a kid! i bet you wish i had stayed robin!" and bruce is not sure he has an answer for that. because he misses the way things were. when he had his son.

anyways, am i doing this angst prompt thing right?

You're doing this fabulously bb dw <3

But imagine bruce trying to find an excuse but stayed quiet. Because how do you tell your son that you do still love him, it's just that he's tired of the constant fights and explosive anger and too sharp words that make his heart break even if he believed it knew he didn't meant them? That the little version of him was so easy to love because he's not actively searching something to blame bruce for?

Dick misunderstands this and curses at bruce "fuck you—! You never respect me as an adult and always so overbearing, acting like you care! You should just admit it if you don't like who I became b! How did I even see you as a decent father figure in the past is beyond me—" He mumbles.

Bruce is barely holding back his tears because yes, how could he ever be a decent father if he couldn't even love his son as easily as when he were a kid? How could he be so selfish and stupid? Lies. His love never decreased. It grew and grew and grew until all the love for his children and friends and family in his body would be too much.

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Oop (-ω-;)

That's all I could think of :'3

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Now I kinda wanna see a Dick getting transported from a different universe berating his other version while also hanging out with Bruce as much a he possibly can.

Because in his universe Bruce is dead and has been since the night he was supposed stop being robin. But while in the OG universe Dick was shot that night in the other universe Brice took tja shot but sadly to a much more lethal area and died before they could even get to the Batmobile.

AuDick would do everything to have a relationship with his Dad again and he sees OgDick as waistline that opportunity. That privilege.

And OgDick just slowly noticing that Bruce seems to also like that AuDick as much as Little Dick and is NOT getting jealous. He isn‘t!!

It‘s just… does Bruce simply not like HIM anymore? Does it have anything to do with being older now? Or is there just something about HIM that Bruce doesn’t like anymore?

Why is this other version of himself getting the Dad, he wants back more than anything?

Imagine au dick and og d talking. Og asking how could bruce live him so easily too

AuDick telling him exactly what behaviors of OgDicks he disapproves of. OgDick eventually getting defensive:

„Why are you always hanging around MY Bruce anyway?? Have you scared of yours so much he won’t talk with you anymore?“

And then AU Dick just kinda looks at him heartbroken for a bit before answering in a very calm and collected voice:

„My Bruce is dead.“

AuDick takes a heavy breath. OgDick thinks he isn’t hearing right.

„What?“

„My Bruce-My Dad- died in my arms after he protected me from a bullet. I had to watch my Dad take his last breath because he took a hit for me.“

AuDick now had tears in his eyes

„My whole world crumbled in front of me! And there is nothing- NOTHING- I wouldn’t give to have him back!

And You! You treat him as though he is a stain on your clothes!

Every Day I try to keep each and every memory of my Dad close to my heart. And You scrutinize his every action, every reaction, every thought and every emotion. You look for a fault just so you can be angry and for me this is probably the only time I‘m ever going to be able to spend time with my Dad EVER again.”

This all shocks OgDick to his core. Till that moment he never even thaught that Bruce is even able to… leave… begone… for ever

And all of the sudden he understands that other version of himself.

They're looking at each other with various complicated feelings in their eyes before bruce suddenly appears.

"Boys?" He asks. His eyes are curious with a tint of concern. He could feel the tension between the dicks (heh) but didn't want to intervene, afraid of worsening the conflict and doing something wrong again that's why your son doesn't love you bruce, you're destructive to the others around you

AuDick sighs before giving bruce a small smile, "hi dad" And OgDick's heart aches because how could his counterpart call him dad so effortlessly when it feels like he can't breathe when he says it outside of life threatening situations?

Bruce is still not used to dick being soft and and actively seeking his presence. And everytime AuDick calls him dad, he feels his heart flutter and break at the same time. He's happy AuDick sees him as a dad but his heart breaks everytime he remembers his relationship with OgDick and how it wouldn't ever be like this.

He thinks AuBruce must've been a very good parent if this dick loved him so much. He wishes he could be like him too just so his children would love him.

STOP

You've violate the law

What law your honour?

every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower

anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.

report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE
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I want stuff about Robert being more public as mecha man (ik he wasn’t but shhh)

Like him doing those dog/cat interviews, “answering the webs most searched questions”, oh and there’s definitely “mecha man being _ for 10 minutes” compilations on YouTube and edits of him on TikTok

During those dog interviews it’s a struggle to keep Robert’s attention, he’s so lost playing with the puppies he’ll get asked a question and not notice until he gets called on a couple times

After his reveal to the z-team of his identity, to “get to know him more” went searching for these interviews, and definitely teased him about them

(Yes chase did watch these interviews whilst they weren’t in contact)

So, I've been binging some of your omega Bruce and I adore it so much! ❤️

Did you know that Alpha, Beta, and Omega roles are terms that were originally for birds? More specifically, Chickens? It's now called the pecking order.

And it had me thinking, what if the world was between wolf descent and bird descent roles? But wolves won out? So there's next to no documentation of bird types, especially since they are considered mixed enough to have more wolf type behaviors. Which is unfortunate because there are still plenty of those who are more bird type with their instincts.

Bruce is one of those.

Like the hen at the bottom of the pecking order, he's more docile than most bird type. He's always stressed to the point of picking at himself or at his surroundings. His paranoia is partly based on his bird-like instincts. His nesting and bonding habits are also more similar to a bird than a wolf. He scent marks items or clothes, and gives them to people he cares about. It's why he does grunts, puffs, or other single sounds to convey his emotions.

Bruce gave Dick the plush elephant with his scent on it. But Dick didn't understand that was Bruce reaching out. So Dick smelled like pack (flock) for a bit, since he slept with the toy. He didn't realize that he was supposed to give it back to be re-scented, or ask Bruce to be scented. Bruce knew Barbara was already in a pack, but still wanted to offer something. So the Bat Girl costume had features based off his in a way not even the Robin suit did. Giving his colors to her. Jason got a tool kit Bruce had rubbed with his wrist glands. So when Jason was using them on Red Bird, the motorcycle, he smelled like Bruce. Bruce knew that wasn't going to last long, so he scented every book he gave Jason and scented Jason's favorite books in the manor library. Jason got angry, because it felt like Bruce would scent everything but him and was enroaching into his safe spaces. (He also had given Jason Dick's costume and title, because that was the colors and name of his first chick.) So Bruce stopped trying. (Dick screamed at Bruce for rubbing his wrist on the top of Jason's gravestone.) Tim was pushed away because Bruce was worried he'd get to close and still not have a pack. But he eventually sat at the Bat Computer without patches, only when he was completely alone. And Tim would occasionally smell like Bruce. Only for Dick to question if they pack bonded, which caused Tim to lash out and tell Bruce to stop leaving his scent everywhere. Stephanie was clicked at so many times, and yoinked up like a chick under their parents wings, whenever he got paranoid she was doing something dangerous. She became livid because she has a mother, and since none of the others were pack, assumed it was an act of dominance or him not trusting her. Cass understood body language, but didn't know why his was so different. Almost like a different dialect. Didn't understand why he didn't scent when it seemed he wanted to. Kinda understood that him giving her his original cape was to drape her in his scent, since they both knew she wouldn't wear it as Orphan. Understood, somewhat, that her washing herself clean of his scent meant he never knew how much comfort she took in that cape- even though she had to to get the others off her back because they were jealous of her smelling like him. She was sure he no longer wanted to reach out when his whole demeanor cut her out from his previous small mothering moments. When Damian expressed disgust at Bruce's scent, he nearly mutilated his glands. None of his babies should be in pain just be he wanted them to be his. Just because he couldn't smell like a good Omega. Duke was firm that he had parents and didn't want Bruce to pretend he was another one.

Hawkman and Hawkwoman are the ones to notice that Bruce has more bird-like behavior when interacting with Hal. Which comes as a shock to everyone who hears. Cause, yes, those two are pretty stand-offish towards the rest of the JL pack, but it was explained as part of their instincts. They cared for everyone with fierce loyalty and devotion, but were more devoted to each other- even though they didn't show it the way wolf descendants do.

Hal, hearing this, takes Bruce away while he jokes to break the ice. "Is that why you're always trying to lay on top of me? Are you broody, Spooky?" Which causes startles Bruce to chuff.

On another note, I was rereading this one fic where there was a whole coded language in whistling for the Bat Family, I'll link you if you want.

But now that I'm writing out this ask, I'm just imagining if Bruce being revealed as a bird type because of another Bat Family accidentally coming to their world. And they are also omegaverse, but they know Bruce is a bird type and they're all pack with theirs. And no pack Bat Family watch as these others versions chitter and chirp, whistling and humming. Other!Bruce scritches the base of his scalp and fluffs his Jason's hair, who laughs and exaggeratedly shakes his head like a wet dog. Which just spreads the scent of rain with his own smell.

This Bruce will settle and still in one place or another and one of his kids will approach him. They'll stop until he'll pause and look at them, and then they'll finish closing the distance and cuddle up to his side. And, of course, he'll lift his arm over them (along with any blankets or clothes) and tuck them against his side. Occasionally preening them. He's prickly about clothes fitting right on his kids, so that's another way he'll preen them. And he's perfectly happy to have them preen him back. Messing up his hair, tugging at his clothes, sharing plates of food with him, and getting him to crack the nuts or peel their fruit. They'll be throwing their own coats at him so they'll get their scent on him and he'll get his scent on their clothes. They do bicker if someone throws their hoodie at Bruce while another person is cuddling him. Or they'll get jealous if he doesn't have an arm to spare during a point they seek him out for cuddles. During patrols, someone is always trying to tuck themselves under his cape. His is specifically longer to accommodate his larger chicks. Does that mean he's wearing an impractically long cape? Yes. Did he specifically learn how to deal with it for his chicks? Also yes!

And wolf Bat Family are so confused and jealous.

Damian is especially trying to figure out if this is how he gets his Dame to try to bond with him. So he vocal stima until he feels he has his chirp perfect and gets a moment alone with said parent. When he chirps, Bruce perks up and swings around to look at him. Wide eyed and attention fully on his youngest. Damian decided to just bite the bullet and get close. Which causes Bruce even more surprise. So much so, he instinctively chuffs at his baby in inquisitive confusion. Damian grabs his wrist, ignoring how his Dame flinches, and put the hand on his head. And waits. He's too scared to look Bruce directly in the eyes, in case he's made a fool of himself. But then, Bruce starts to, gently, preen Damian's hair.

But he pulls away after a bit.

"I'm -sorry. I don't want to make -you smell -like me. I know you don't want that. I'll stop."

And Bruce sounds so fragile. Like he wants to keep preening Damian. But thinks Damian will be hostile. Damian knows exactly why and has a realization that breaks his heart. And grabs his Dame's wrist before hr can fully pull away.

"I want you to scent me. I want to smell like you."

And Bruce freezes again. But goes back to light preening. He doesn't know what to do. He's never been allowed to.

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THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

Wolf genes being dominant, bird ones recessive, so over time bird dynamics are almost completely wiped out of the population. Bruce is an anomaly, both his lineages still carried relatively strong bird genes, so he is a bird, and takes in only wolf children oh my this is simply the cutest.

Talia was a wolf, so Damian is a wolf too, and Bruce doesn't even understand why he's sad that Damian acts like his other children, he doesn't understand his own instincts as a bird.

The kids don't understand him either. They don't understand why he's so strange, why he acts completely different to any omega they've ever met.

Then, as you said, another batfamily. Both sides are hostile, until it's established neither side has bad intentions, then they relax and start planning it out. Both Bruce's move to the batcomputer, and it's barely a minute before Tim is shoving under B's (AU Bruce) arm, getting tucked under his chin instead. Damian migrates over, and disappears under the cape, quickly followed by Cass. Bruce is staring, there's a craving in his chest he doesn't understand, his mouth is dry, and jealousy burning through him so intense he just leaves. Stalks out without a word, intent on getting himself under control. Everyone watches him go, Batkids confused, the Bats analysing, suspicious, more so when no one goes after him.

The Bats are invited to stay in the manor, and keep catching Bruce watching them from afar, then disappearing, always leaving a bitter scent trail in his wake. The chittering, the chirping, all of the unusual noises the Bats slip into confuse the family. The manor is full of distant calling, they can communicate at such lengthy distances, the family is fascinated. Then au Damian falls, and a sharp call has Bruce at his side instantly, making soothing chirps back, gathering him close. Damian leans into his easily, accepting the comfort, until Dick "Bruce?" has him freezing, and he deposits him into the newly arrived B's arms, vanishing.

It pretty much solidifies for the Bats what's happening, and they're beyond peeved. Damian is wandering the manor, unable to sleep, and hears the Bats arguing late at night. That's how he figures out Bruce is a bird, because he hears au Dick yell at B that the family couldn't care less about Bruce's biology. He isolates himself on a research binge, diving into the limited historical records on it.

I also want to deviate a lil bit from your og plan, dear asker, and I want au Dami to hear Damian trying to chirp. He hears the bastardised attempt, and lingers, listening to Damian's growing frustration with himself, until he hears something shatter alongside a yell, and enters. Offers to teach him. He's at an advantage, he has recessive bird genes, somewhere in his instincts, he knows how to do this, and spends days helping him perfect his chirp. Both families are curious what the Damians are doing, because they barely emerge from his room.

Then Damian seeks out Bruce, and, as you said, chirps at him. By the time he's cradled in Bruce's lap, he's seen the borderline terror, the instict-deep confusion, the shame, and wants to cry, wants to fight, wants to shout at his entire family.

Bruce, once Damian reassures him he wants to be scented, finds himself entirely lost, he doesn't know what to do. He's suppressed his instincts for so long, he barely learnt how to indulge them in the first place, he doesn't know what to do.

So he reaches deep into his instincts, and calls. A sharp, loud, panicked sound, that rankles Damian even as a wolf. Jason practically busts down the door, Cass leaps over him, chirping back, ready to help. Bruce, clutching Damian, looks at them, so, so ashamed of himself, and confesses "I don't know what to do."

The rest of the au family is gathered in a matter of minutes, until B is there, and his kids gather under him to reassure themselves after hearing such a distressed call from a Bruce. And he agrees to make a massive document for Bruce, to explain how to deal with his instincts, and act on them.

Okay I'm stopping there but this is definitely going into the list of aus I'm definitely writing, thank youuuu.

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Reporter: How does it feel to be voted the weakest hero in LA?

Track Star: In a city full of neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor

Reporter: What about the rumors that Mecha Man Blue is the worst hero?

Track Star: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

we can talk all we want about dispatch roleswaps where robert is a villain or whatever but truly the only roleswap we need is this:

guy named beef and his weird dog

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we can talk all we want about dispatch roleswaps where robert is a villain or whatever but truly the only roleswap we need is this:

guy named beef and his weird dog

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Gonna release this idea into the wild where someone may adopt it and adapt it.

Imagine SDN as a holiday bonus for whatever reason basically raffles off two vacations to teams. One tropical, one snowy cabin vacation. Sounds great right?

Except the Z team gets the snowy one and Robert does NOT want to go. No one understands why because Robert is the king of hiding his pain ans wants no one to worry about him ever. He knows that kind of cold will leave him bedridden. So he begs Blazer to let him skip it. He volunteers for unpaid overtime, to write ither dispatchers reports, he even offers to stop eating all the twinkies so they dont have to replace them ever few days.

Blazer doesn’t get it, Robert doesn’t explain, but she agrees he doesn’t have to go.

The Z Team does not agree to this. So hours after they’ve left Malevola poofs a portal into Robert’s place and basically kidnaps him. The team is happy they’re all together. Robert however is not as the second he feels the cold air he feels everything begin to ache.

Somehow no one, except Flambae, notices.

The next morning Robert is completely bedridden. Breathing hurts, blinking hurts, crying hurts, throwing up from pain hurts, lying on the bed hurts. Everything hurts. The team wrongly guesses he’s sick.

Not Flambae, who comes in and asks whats wrong. He knows something wrong and Robert is in too much pain to lie or hide. So he tells Flambae how badly the cold aggravates his old injuries, how he’s always in pain but can usually manage just not when it’s this cold.

Flambae doesn’t leave this man’s side and he is VERY short with the team for the rest of the vacation.

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Okay can somebody pls give me some fic recommendations?

Like about the Batkids (and/or JL) finding out what kinds of trauma Bruce has

Or

Batkids or Alfred (and/or JL) emotionally hurting Bruce and forgetting it.

Or

Just in general Alfred being a Bad parent to Bruce

just Non-Ship Bruce Wayne Angst

Pls I crave suffering for that man.

I don’t know why but I do

What if Bruce was thrown into an AU where his parents are alive, he has a wife, he's not batman but the JL is still a thing and the batkids don't exist.

Just imagine how furious he would be when he can't find his children, HIS CHILDREN. yes he has his parents back but what good does that do when he can't show them his children. His most valuable think in the entire world is gone, and he is furious about it.

Also just him seeing how shitty Gotham is doing without her Protectors, her Knight.

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