what did you call it? bust a nut squash? what the fuck is wrong with you man, what is fucking *shoves you* what the fuck is wrong with you? *i have you by the collar and you finally repeat what you said which was "butternut squash"* oh my god. Dude im so sorry. eyes welling with tears im so sorry man im so sorry
fantasy world where "magic is dangerous, deadly in untrained hands!" and then it turns out it's cuz of how easy it is to accidentally give yourself radiation poisoning




