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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
heartofsparrow
horreurscopes

there's this phenomenon i've noticed on youtube which i dub "man math" which is when men STEM-ify hobbies/activities/art forms in order to make them more masculine. it's very noticeable in the cooking video sphere where there's an endless stream of videos made by men along the lines of "the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN best way to cook an egg" (and dgmw, i watch them and find them helpful, but the observation stands), but i notice it also in the way men approach ceramics (a lot of focus on mold-making and slip-casting to perfection, basically reinventing one man mass-production rather than play and discovery), tailoring/sewing/knitting/textile art, gardening and other nature-oriented hobbies, interior decor, furniture making and woodworking, journaling/planning/productivity, even drawing and painting, there's always some man math angle to it that although interesting it often strikes me as some sort of overcompensation to move away from the inherent vulnerability that comes with art making and once you notice it it's literally everywhere

horreurscopes

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youcantdateosmosisjones
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blueskyfyre

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

lunaticobscurity

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

rainbowangel110

yo what's the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that's a line

existencebringsonlypain

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh good i needed a warmup piece

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theshitpostcalligrapher

#listen i dont mean to be that guy but#you can make glowstone by using glowstone dust#and witches drop glowstone dust#no hell needed

buddy not to be a ridiculous nerd about it but you realize that seeking out dark magic users to kill them and pry potion ingredients out of their dead, cold hands isn't exactly non-hellish behavior? maybe the journey to hell is internal idk your playstyle

On some level, I will never get over what happened to my cat

i asked around for a vet to get him fixed; because the only one I knew I was told to not go there i was already several months behind getting him fixed due to the pandemic and I finally picked on because she came highly recommended by multiple people two days before the appointment he started peeing blood and I know just how bad that can be; so its one of the first things I mention to her she tells me she'll look into it and then shames me for my cat being aggressive with her; i thought it was odd because while he generally only liked me; he was never as aggressive w anyone as he was with her she tells me my cat has a uti; I'm thankful because “thank god it's not a kidney stone” a week later I come back later than nkrmal and my cat is laying in the middle of the floor of my bedroom; barely breathing and theres vomit everywhere i can't drive; no one will take me into the emergency vet; I watch my cat die a slow painful miserable death someone finally takes me in at 8 in the morning to the same vet that i went to earlier my cat dies; i find out it was a kidney stone rainy vents sorry I'm currently v upset about it he was only a year old I'd been crying since I got home and saw him; i didn't sleep that night my dad wasn't home and my grandpa wouldn't help me even if i could have driven it wouldn't have been safe for me too sometimes I relive the night ya know sitting on our living room floor sobbing andwatching my cat shallowly breathe he'd been acting normally that morning before i left he'd responded to my alarm by climbing on my chest and yelling at me; he'd eaten his food so fast he didn't notice the (useless) uti meds he'd cried as i left and when i came home it was a fucking horror show i want another cat but god I am so genuinely horrified of getting another vet like that because she was so recommended and when I told my bus driver about what happened and told her the vets name i found out more horror stories about her i feel so fucking guilty but also so angry about this