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Howdy hey, name’s Thief (He/It) and my art tag is #/my art and all my art is free to use with proper credit :] (Will sometimes queue but I mostly just post them randomly now lol)
I tw stuff with the tag #/cw (insert cw) for anyone looking to blacklist o/
I have an oc ramble blog!! @thieframbles
And I post abt my dnd campaign a decent bit (@thephantasmalmaze :3)
Comms (open): https://ramenthief.carrd.co/
why don’t you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you’ll feel butter
This is a crème de la crème joke.
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say “mousegirl” and not “mouse.” don’t pretend this isn’t what’s going on either i know the score i know what’s up. i’m familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone’s gotta know.
>10 hours ago
>deactivated
in retrospect it’s even crazier that the reason “girl” set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese