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Anonymous asked:

I didn’t know you liked the Dracula (2020) series! Everyone I spoke to about it hated it 🥺, what were your thoughts on it?

thorsthot answered:

yeah !! i coulda SWORE i talked abt it on here (to myself) for like,,,, a week straight after watching it.

dracula (vampirism in general) is a big part of my existence tbh. so i was so excited that this was coming out (i didn’t know it was BBC dracula until after i watched lol) but netflix teased it back in 2019 (?) and i was down cause it’s another dracula adaptation. but i don’t think i watched it until quarantine started cos i was focused on uni

[[ SPOILERS ]]

ANYWAYS,, i enjoyed every single moment of it. i think the casting and the way they wrote the classic characters was very, very well. but i personally think *every* adaptation of dracula is good.

i liked the settings and how they went about telling the initial story that we all know, but also adding its own pieces to the story. the mid(?) “season” shift surprised me soooo much — but it wasn’t horrible, it was very respectable and enjoyable. modernism isn’t something we get with dracula adaptations (it’s only in general vampire shows really) — because of the time shift i can understand why people wouldn’t enjoy it — it’s very much unlike anything we’ve seen from dracula or vamp series in general.

it was very enjoyable to watch and i loved every moment of it. however, the ending kinda upset me because i wanted more out of the series - maybe another season. i do *indeed* like the twist about dracula and how everything he’s come to know about himself is a blatant lie tho. actually, the ending was bittersweet so nah, i’m not disappointed lmaooo

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Screw him, literally. Not SFW. (M. A. M. Ver.)
  • Michael likes to have his fingers inside your mouth. At first you'd think he only does it to silence you, forcing long, thick fingers down your gullet so you choke on them. And, while that is true, it's not the only reason. He likes how demeaning it is, how depraved you look drooling on his hand, tears and spit running down your neck while his cock sullies every nook and cranny inside your pussy. If you try to call his name while he's balls-deep inside you, Michael will shove his fingers further down, until he can feel you gagging. But his cock gets harder, and you can finally hear the pants he's been suffocating. You can suck on his digits all you want, nursing on them as if they were his cock, moaning around them needily, just don't bite them. A little tease of teeth nibbling playfully on his fingertips will amuse him, though, but that's as far as you can go.
  • (This HC in particular is dedicated to my fellow thick girls) That little pouch of chub some women have at the bottom of their tummy? Michael is obsessed with it. He's a large, broad, well-built man, so any softness he can squeeze while groping your body belongs to him now. Sure, your tits and ass are nice too, but he favours other types of pudginess. Soft stomachs, plush thighs, chubby cheeks... yeah. He likes how pillowy your body feels when he makes you assume the position. He likes to see your round cheeks darken under his stare while you slobber on his cock. Mhm, Michael has a thing for plus-sized women. The way your torso bounces under the brunt of his thrusts? Enthralling. He'll keep your thighs apart, massive hands deterring you from folding them towards your chest to obscure his view.
  • The first time Michael went down on you, he had you blindfolded. He wasn't ready to show you his face yet, but he wanted to taste you, so that's the solution he came up with. First, you have to understand that he's doing it to satisfy his own curiosity rather than to bring you pleasure, but that doesn't necessarily mean he can't do both. His method is raw, unsophisticated if you will, but quite effective. His fingers reach a depth no one ever had before, much less you, and your inner walls keep on being rubbed and prodded insistently. One, two, three fingers slithering their way into your channel until it feels taut and puffy, “Michael, please, my clit...”. He looks at you, then at the engorged button, pulling its hood back with his thumb to watch it throb before he welcomes it into his mouth. His tongue strokes it in upward motions, lips sealed around it, sucking steadily and... is he humming? Yes, he is. If he enjoys your moans on his cock while you blow him, why wouldn't you? He wants to know what makes you writhe, what makes you delirious, just so he can keep you there, right on the edge of exhilaration until he's ready to have mercy on you. Michael is one sadistic fucker.
  • Spankings? Sure, he won't use anything but the palm of his hand, though. Furthermore, when this happens it's on his terms. Meaning, your head will be rammed into the bed with your hips raised high in the hair, your hair held in a makeshift ponytail, cunt abused under the onslaught the head of his cock puts your cervix through. His strikes leave welts— angry, crimson marks that sting each time his hips plunge foward. His movements have an added force, flesh hitting flesh in an staccato rhythm, all just to hear the string of girlish 'Ah, ah, ah!' moans. Slapping your tits? Your pussy? You got it. He'll leave your body sore and spent, and you'll get a somewhat cuddly Michael when it's all over, like he's praising you for taking it so well, maybe he'll even relent to a shower together. He won't slap you, maybe he'll give you some light pats on the cheek as if mocking you with a non-verbal 'That's a good girl', or hold your jaw open so he can shove his tongue inside your mouth. But he won't actually hit you.
  • You won't get away with teasing him. Pretending you tripped to press your chest to his? Bending over to do whatever and making a show of it? Using a low-cut shirt that shows a glimpse of your bra? Michael is not amused, “Come here, Y/N”. If he's around to witness all of those antics of yours it means he's already okay with going maskless around you, so if he's voicing his disapproval? You're in deep shit, watch your step. He can use you like an oversized fleshlight, and he will if you keep acting like a spoiled brat, don't test him. He'll lift you up like a rag doll so your slit hovers on his shaft, cockhead parting the puffy lips before his length pierces your cunny in one swift motion, the crown of it leaving an indent on your belly when he drives forward. You'll have to beg him to stop, crying from overstimulation, because no matter how many times you cum, no matter how much your walls flutter and tremble, trying to milk his cock in vain, Michael won't yield until he's certain you've learnt your lesson.
  • His cock could be considered a weapon of mass destruction. The biggest out of all the slashers, long and thick, and ridiculously sensitive. A little veiny, but nothing crazy, and while the sheer weight of it should make it hang between his legs even when hard, it always points up like a homing missile, arching towards his bellybutton. Doesn't bother with trimming his pubes because he only grows a handful of short, golden hairs anyway. If you want to blow him, you only need to ask his nicely, he won't resist at all, he'll let you unzip his coveralls and slip your hands inside. He always goes commando. If you do a good job he'll reward you with a neck massage, and if he's sans mask you'll get to witness how his eyes harden with barely contained need. He gives you free reign to explore him throughly as long as you bahave, content with staring at the way your eyes water when you force him deeper down your throat. If you start teasing him, though... God bless your poor soul. Sure, kitten licks and delicate kisses are cute as long as you crank up the dial after a while, but that's about it. If you delay his gratification he'll be forced to take matters into his own hands, yanking your head back by the hair and fucking your face with wild abandon, taking what you denied him, grunting and huffing, pressing your face flat against his pelvis when the pleasure peaks, “Swallow”.
  • Michael actually likes being ridden, weirdly enough, it's the only time he'll let you do as you please, no ifs or buts. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because he knows you won't control yourself once you get on top of him. Holding your hips? Done. Letting you lean back on his thighs to gain leverage? Of course. Giving you a faint grin while you impale yourself on his dick? You can bet your ass, he's insufferable like that. Be warned, if he's allowing you to fuck him, he trusts you a good deal, so if you dive down to smother him in kisses, he'll return them willingly, eagerly. If you moan, he'll hug you close, thrusting up at you, “Mine... mine”. His words are hoarse due to the lack of use, and yet hearing his voice is enough to send you over the edge, chanting “Yours, Michael, all yours” until his mouth silences you. That's the way you can tell he cares about you. He considers you his, he wants you around, and even if he'd never admit it out loud... he's yours, too.
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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ramisonetruelove

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

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blckrapunzel

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

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I don’t play that shit lol sorry

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WHyyyy

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badgyal-k

Sorry everyone

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If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

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Shiddd

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queenangelique

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

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dominawritesthings

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

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glamhoeour

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

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stophatting

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

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Ugh y’all i’m sorry, but this is the one thing I won’t not reblog 

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Bwahahah…you lack the knowledge and power to harm me and especially my family…go ahead and try…I DARE YOU !!

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Who can all agree that when it comes to dress codes schools have the most stupidest and most bias outlook on students appearances. I mean tell me why freshman year of high school we get to dye our hair the rainbow and dress for the most part the way we want, but then they switch it up the next year and we get called out for everything. If they want us to follow the rules then apply it first hand. Our clothes represent us as people. And if we want to dye our hair then we should be able to. Who is it distracting???

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Alright people this is my second to first time ever actually posting something so......... We're gonna see how this goes. Anyway I'm gonna give you guys a scenario. Imagine yourself laying in bed comfortably and the sunlight ever so slightly peeps through your curtains. You slowly stir out of your sleep and awake to silently beautiful bliss. Then you look at your phone to check the time and "Oh, shit" your gonna be late for school. You jump up and start scrambling to find your clothes & you feel something wet go down your ear. You realize your ear is fucking bleeding!! Not to mention the fact you couldn't find proper pants, so you grab baggy ones and you forget your hair looks a hot mess. So you have to put on a wrap. After, that chaos you finally make it to school with time to spare when all of a sudden you realize that you left your fucking glasses at home. Now you are legally blind. And when you think your day couldn't get any worse your phone falls in the toilet restroom filled with pee. So there you are with no glasses, a piece of tissue in your ear, a wrap over your head, and baggy pants. OH! And it's fucking raining!!!!! Absolute hell!!!

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#complaining#help#end me now#im so tired
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