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Calcite scepter (3 generations) - 2.2 x 1 cm - Russia - Dal'negorsk - Nikolaevskiy Mine
photo: Tourberyl
Item: tiny crystal hammer
Makeup Automat, 1931
1. Adjust pointers to the correct color tones.
2. Insert a 10-pfennig piece in the top right.
3. Press your face into the opening.
4. Turn crank clockwise.
5. When the make-up is finished, the bell sounds.
6. Slowly pull your face back.
Item: Purse Rat, a small metal rat that compulsively seek out coins to fill themselves, returning to their attuned master once full.
Item: Jiggle Machine For Muscles; as the Manual of Gainful Exercise but instead of reading and practicing you have to win a Dexterity save to keep from falling off this vibrating cube
HAUNTED TOASTER
‘Why do you keep a toaster you believe is possessed by Satan?’
‘Well, Richard, when all is said and done, it makes good toast.’
The first time I’ve seen clip. I’ve started laughing so much everyone on the train keeps staring.
Item: possessed toaster
Item: Stone of Breathing; just swallow one of these stones and you can breathe normally for an hour. You are still eating a rock, so maybe seek medical attention when you’re done.










