closed casket wedding
they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé
once u have a pet for a while u run out of normal sentences to say to them and u have to make up more sentences on the spot. Currently telling my dog about his upcoming position as an accountant. they’re hiring him because he’s soooo little. so he has to be an accountant.
Anonymous asked
Orcs is plants?
orcboxer replied
ALTlike they're all beef
thrust vectoring is really cute
in rockets it's pretty normal but in fighters it's just moe
It's a bit sad I'm not a man because I admire Popeye for eating Spinach and getting strong and sometimes I wonder if that could be me. That life's just not mine to live though
always love the idea that force fem and sissy hypno is just like stuff otherwise securely masculine guys are stumbling into by happenstance and then succumbing to the power.
who hasn’t accidentally entered “force fem hypnosis audio” into a search before and accidentally pressed play for the full run time
im sending my family the pictures i took at the museum of medieval torture instruments but i forgot to take pictures where my gondola plush wasnt being tortured so this is what all the pictures look like
My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
Anonymous asked
if you don't pee then what were you doing at that one toilet?
the-masked-knight replied
We are finished with this topic now
why did atari think this was the IGN quote that was going to send this games sales through the roof
theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing