fuck with me
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atom bomb vs coughing baby
L could figure it out just based off the fact Walter is a Nobel Prize winning chemist paying for his cancer treatments with cashiers checks
To be fair, identifying Light as Kira was never the big problem, L basically fingered him right away. L just couldn’t ever definitively prove it was him before it was too late. That said, all L needs to do is needle Walter’s ego a little bit and the dude would basically confess.
L fingered Light?
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hi im a mosquito I just noticed you’re a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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sure, i’ll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what’s the worst that could happen
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.
Pepper spray his pussy
Do not.
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Every day feels like sieging enemy castle with no trebuchet
guys the gate is open
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Today, I’m in the Lands Between at the famous Prawn Shack. Let’s see what the locals get a taste of - mmm! Marika’s tits. That’s delicious. Amazing. And all these prawn are locally sourced? Dastardly buggers, they are. Doubt those were easy to get… Look at the size of em! Brilliant.
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People are still arguing over summons in Elden Ring? I refer you to my favorite meme ever
(via rave-lord-nito)
See also, “We’re in a drought; conserve water!” Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small
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