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You don’t like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
this probably doesn’t count as a rage comic but its up there
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billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie
“Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose.”
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cleansingreflections-deactivate:
they wouldn’t have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app
think again
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Me: hi! Welcome to Lids, can I help you find anything?
Customer: yeah, I’m looking for a Yankees fitted. In all black.
My coworker Steven the wicked dark elf paladin: perhaps a blood-weeping crown of thorns would look good
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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
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