Crocodile River Club

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader:

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader:

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader:

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader:

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee’d a retired racehorse

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

(via anduin-wrynns)

grox:

gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor:

grox:

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

(via shithowdy)

shithowdy:

huffs and puffs and rushes to bang out a little guy for national bird day before i have to go to work

torturedandtormented:

willgrahamscock:

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by neverfeltthewinterquitesodead

(via treibholz-des-universums)

justsomeguycore:

dismembered-jackalope:

justsomeguycore:

dismembered-jackalope:

justsomeguycore:

knock knock

who’s there

deez

sigh

deez who ?

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

(via miniar)

bumblewyn:

beemovieerotica:

utopians:

incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did not do anything to prevent it, and describes the effect as “phenomenal”. King

i looked up pics of people cooking eggs in the building’s reflection and

this is like a renaissance painting

I am very endeared by humanity’s tendency to check if it’s truly hot somewhere by attempting to cook an egg

(via mrpinchy)