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Rats Flee First

@rattmann-offical

Dead! Everyone, dead! but SHE lives!! save me, Chell!..
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..I wonder if this thing could work... Uhh.. can anybody hear me?.. Doug Rattmann here.. ah whatever. like if it could help me anyway. If mic from a turret connected to a radio will even work after all.. even if somebody hears me, what next?..

Don't really have much to say. Aperture got colder within past two months. Sensibly colder. Dead chill of it's walls gets me even through boxes and cloth now and the air is sharp making it's way through my chest every morning.. nothing changes except the walls. Colder. Somewhere more dangerous. Somewhere more friendly since little hints and waypoints are all over Aperture walls now..

#even if nobody out there hears this.. it's not going to matter at all. who'll help me here?#her. it could only be her!!#rambles in the walls#doug rattmann#doug rattman portal#Doug rattman#portal rattmann#portal 2#portal#new offical#officalverse#offical blog#aperture laboratories
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Anonymous asked:

Bill.. we need to talk.

-@young-stanford-pines-offical

bill-cipher-offical answered:

YO YO YO, SLICK! WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR?

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I…. Don’t think that I am going to continue working on the portal…

I would love to continue working with you, My Muse, but I don’t want to work on the portal.

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PSH, WHY NOT? WE’RE SO CLOSE, AND NOW YOU GET COLD FEET?

I’M GONNA MAKE YOU A GOD, SIXER! DON’T YOU WANT THAT?

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I- yes.. I - I suppose so it’s just-

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SO WHY ARE WE ARGUING? THAT PORTAL IS GONNA LEAD TO GREATNESS, FORDSY!

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But it’s dangerous! I’ve been ignoring the data for years but the portal is dangerous and could tear the world apart!

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Don’t do it man. Don’t keep trying to build that portal. Trust me.

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portal science is such a way to fuck everything up. just ask @doomguy-offical

#rambles in the walls#officalverse#gordon freeman#stanford pines
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Anonymous asked:
So I heard that you know another sentient ai, I’m curious

@osos-offical

chell-offical answered:

Yea, I do, but she tends to be...a little homocidal. It seems like she only ever "cares" when you are a valuable test subject and even then you are still disposable.

Chell seems to get sad near the end of saying that.
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Awww man :[ why’re all the other sentient ais homocidal?
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I don't know, maybe all the movies humans made about about evil ai taking over got to them? It's nice to finaly meet an ai who doesn't want to kill me for a change :)

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Even if I wanted to i couldn’t, im a crt monitor
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Crt you say? Nice! My friend (aqueitence? fellow survivor?) Doug would like you, i feel!

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Is Doug a human or an ai?
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Doug is a human! He... has specific tastes...

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Ok why do I feel scared?
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how do i say this.. He likes non-humans.. the blockier the better for him it seems.

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Oh, well that’s a first, does he like you? Or is he hostile to other humans?
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No he likes humans! he just likes non humans uh- romanticly.....

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What? Why?… also how was this found out?
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Idk why! he just does. and im pretty sure it was found out by him experimenting with his companion cube while i was still in stasis.

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Please tell me that is meant professionally
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😬

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Oh…ew
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He has specific tastes but hes lovely when he isnt... you know

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Still uncomfortable
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Fair

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But as long as it isn’t me, well is the cube sentient?
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That is a conplicated question that depends on how you see sentience in relation to mental health and this universes laws. But you can talk to it!

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I’m concerned
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You should be, honestly

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Also what’s the murderous ais name?
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Chell sighs

GLaDOS.

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I have a feeling that I fit right in here…with the fact you don’t seem surprised a crt monitor that’s sentient is talking to you, kinda
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i have met like 3 versions of the same guy with horrible beard styling choices, talk casualy with people who kill gods for fun and talk to my portal gun and my companion cube like they're people. We're all fuckin crazy here.

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Gordon's goatee is nice tho. Better than whatever the hell Doug has turned into.

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WHO ARE YOU?!
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oh, I'm rattmann's dead coworker. kinda trying to keep an eye on him and miss chell like a guardian angel, except I'm more of a guardian devil on his shoulder.

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And why can I see you?
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I kinda refused to go to hell

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I wish I coulda done that :[
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and I wish Henry stopped scaring people

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Where did you come from?!
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from the vent shafts.. sorry if I scared ya..

#rambles in the walls#officalverse#reblog
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Anonymous asked:
So I heard that you know another sentient ai, I’m curious

@osos-offical

chell-offical answered:

Yea, I do, but she tends to be...a little homocidal. It seems like she only ever "cares" when you are a valuable test subject and even then you are still disposable.

Chell seems to get sad near the end of saying that.
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Awww man :[ why’re all the other sentient ais homocidal?
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I don't know, maybe all the movies humans made about about evil ai taking over got to them? It's nice to finaly meet an ai who doesn't want to kill me for a change :)

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Even if I wanted to i couldn’t, im a crt monitor
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Crt you say? Nice! My friend (aqueitence? fellow survivor?) Doug would like you, i feel!

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Is Doug a human or an ai?
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Doug is a human! He... has specific tastes...

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Ok why do I feel scared?
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how do i say this.. He likes non-humans.. the blockier the better for him it seems.

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Oh, well that’s a first, does he like you? Or is he hostile to other humans?
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No he likes humans! he just likes non humans uh- romanticly.....

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What? Why?… also how was this found out?
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Idk why! he just does. and im pretty sure it was found out by him experimenting with his companion cube while i was still in stasis.

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Please tell me that is meant professionally
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😬

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Oh…ew
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He has specific tastes but hes lovely when he isnt... you know

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Still uncomfortable
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Fair

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But as long as it isn’t me, well is the cube sentient?
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That is a conplicated question that depends on how you see sentience in relation to mental health and this universes laws. But you can talk to it!

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I’m concerned
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You should be, honestly

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Also what’s the murderous ais name?
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Chell sighs

GLaDOS.

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I have a feeling that I fit right in here…with the fact you don’t seem surprised a crt monitor that’s sentient is talking to you, kinda
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i have met like 3 versions of the same guy with horrible beard styling choices, talk casualy with people who kill gods for fun and talk to my portal gun and my companion cube like they're people. We're all fuckin crazy here.

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Gordon's goatee is nice tho. Better than whatever the hell Doug has turned into.

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WHO ARE YOU?!
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oh, I'm rattmann's dead coworker. kinda trying to keep an eye on him and miss chell like a guardian angel, except I'm more of a guardian devil on his shoulder.

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And why can I see you?
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I kinda refused to go to hell

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I wish I coulda done that :[
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and I wish Henry stopped scaring people

#rambles in the walls#officalverse#henry portal
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Anonymous asked:

Hi, Gordon! Could I please borrow your pistol for a minute? I promise it's not to kill myself, it's for science.

- @rattmann-offical
hl1-freeman-official answered:

I don’t really trust you with a gun no offense.

What on earth are you planning with it?

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Ok ok let me explain. Henry's dead, right? But we know he can mess with objects. So he's standing in front of a white wall rn so that we could find out if he can stop a bullet!

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*waves*

I'm ready!

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This seems like a horrible idea. Shouldn’t you test it with one of your turrets first? At least those things aren’t likely to break skin if shit ricochets.

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Bro do you think we're that stupid? When we tried that he was in a test chamber, I was behind the glass in the viewers' room. Those turrets' bullets don't do shit to him, they just freeze and fall upon contacting with him. We gotta test with a real gun now!

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Ngl this is the most Aperture thing you’ve done in a while.

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Nature is healing and so is he

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Alright fine you guys can borrow the glock but I want it back afterwards. I wanna know if ghosts can stop bullets now too.

Wear ear protection, I can barely fucking hear anymore.

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Yeah, don't worry, I found some in labs.

*slides the protection glasses and earphones on*
*shoots*
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*the bullet goes a couple inches in, but then stops and speeds to the side*

BRUH DOUG CAREFUL YOU DON'T WANNA GET SHOT

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Waow
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Very cool. Now give that back.

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*carefully hands you the gun*
#rambles in the walls#officalverse#gordon freeman
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Anonymous asked:

Hi, Gordon! Could I please borrow your pistol for a minute? I promise it's not to kill myself, it's for science.

- @rattmann-offical
hl1-freeman-official answered:

I don’t really trust you with a gun no offense.

What on earth are you planning with it?

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Ok ok let me explain. Henry's dead, right? But we know he can mess with objects. So he's standing in front of a white wall rn so that we could find out if he can stop a bullet!

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*waves*

I'm ready!

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This seems like a horrible idea. Shouldn’t you test it with one of your turrets first? At least those things aren’t likely to break skin if shit ricochets.

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Bro do you think we're that stupid? When we tried that he was in a test chamber, I was behind the glass in the viewers' room. Those turrets' bullets don't do shit to him, they just freeze and fall upon contacting with him. We gotta test with a real gun now!

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Ngl this is the most Aperture thing you’ve done in a while.

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Nature is healing and so is he

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Alright fine you guys can borrow the glock but I want it back afterwards. I wanna know if ghosts can stop bullets now too.

Wear ear protection, I can barely fucking hear anymore.

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Yeah, don't worry, I found some in labs.

*slides the protection glasses and earphones on*
*shoots*
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*the bullet goes a couple inches in, but then stops and speeds to the side*

BRUH DOUG CAREFUL YOU DON'T WANNA GET SHOT

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Waow
#rambles in the walls#officalverse#henry portal#gordon freeman
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Anonymous asked:

Hi, Gordon! Could I please borrow your pistol for a minute? I promise it's not to kill myself, it's for science.

- @rattmann-offical
hl1-freeman-official answered:

I don’t really trust you with a gun no offense.

What on earth are you planning with it?

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Ok ok let me explain. Henry's dead, right? But we know he can mess with objects. So he's standing in front of a white wall rn so that we could find out if he can stop a bullet!

Avatar

*waves*

I'm ready!

Avatar

This seems like a horrible idea. Shouldn’t you test it with one of your turrets first? At least those things aren’t likely to break skin if shit ricochets.

Avatar

Bro do you think we're that stupid? When we tried that he was in a test chamber, I was behind the glass in the viewers' room. Those turrets' bullets don't do shit to him, they just freeze and fall upon contacting with him. We gotta test with a real gun now!

Avatar

Ngl this is the most Aperture thing you’ve done in a while.

Avatar

Nature is healing and so is he

Avatar

Alright fine you guys can borrow the glock but I want it back afterwards. I wanna know if ghosts can stop bullets now too.

Wear ear protection, I can barely fucking hear anymore.

Avatar

Yeah, don't worry, I found some in labs.

*slides the protection glasses and earphones on*
*shoots*
#rambles in the walls#officalverse#gordon freeman

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