Rich people are so fucking boring they always just have like Frenchies. If I was rich I would have like 8 of the rarest fucking breeds you could imagine. I’d have a fucking Braque du Bourbonnais. I’d have a Tazy. I’d have a Bolonka. People would come over and be like, “What kind of dog is this?” And I’d be like oh that’s my Turnspit dog I paid to have a breeding program create from historical records. Get on my fucking level.
