Currently playing: Thirsty Sword Lesbians!

delicate-viscera:

delicate-viscera:

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

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pause. everyone else stop talking. which one

alicekassieoak:

applefudge5:

redstonedust:

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don’t know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

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@bransonreese has explained how this can work.

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cuter-girls-from-vns-anime-manga:

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This is so cute I had to isolate her hopping

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inthefallofasparrow:

shamebats:

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There’s a Wikipedia article for the bean soup incident…

Been soup? I don’t care what it’s been, what is it now?!

siratonin:

siratonin:

“I CANT HANDLE THIS” *handles this*

“I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY” *takes another day*

gauntletqueen:

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Anyone got a spare two thousand dollars lying around so I can experience incredible gender euphoria?

official-kircheis:

coldwind-shiningstars:

Re: blorbo from my research, here is my favorite ever case study. I’m obsessed with it.

Summary:

- Guy presents to neurology with muscle issues, very clearly has something going on but diagnostic tests are inconclusive

- History is mostly unremarkable. Key word, mostly. He drinks four liters of plain Earl Grey tea per day. For context this is nearly twice the recommended daily fluid intake. All fluids, to be clear, not just tea. He only drinks tea tho

- Bergamot is known to be phototoxic in high doses (reacts badly on your skin with sunlight)

- APPARENTLY nobody previously has consumed enough of it for it to be widely known that it is also, apparently, mildly toxic to ingest in high doses

- Guy starts drinking plain black tea again. Only 2 liters this time (he didn’t have a medical reason to drink that much tea, he just liked it) and so now he’s fully recovered

house md ass case