"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.
untitled.
i am the fucking best at being the absolute worst. i am the michael jordan of avoiding conversations. i am the ludwig van beethoven of not cleaning up after myself. i am the don draper of getting a stomach ache. i am the mahatma gandhi of forgetting people’s names. i am the steve jobs of clogging toilets. i am the muhammad ali of misspelling words and incorrect punctuation. i am the abraham lincoln of getting migraines. i am the william shakespeare of falling down the stairs. i am the mother teresa of procrastination. i am the beatles of cumming too quick. i am the jesus christ of angsty bullshit. i am the coffee grinds at the bottom of your cup…the paper cut in between your fingers, the piss on the seat, the chapped lips, the humidity, the empty gas tank, the empty wallet, the boy that never called, the girl that wished you did, the complaint, the job, the boss, the traffic, the commercials, the time you did that thing you regret with your entire being. i am alive at times and dead at others. i am loved, and so i love. i’ve been hurt, and so i hurt. i am you, and you are me… and we are perfectly imperfect… as we should be. -2013, frnkiero.
I feel like all the "they broke weird al" "weird al got serious we're so cooked" comments about the killing in the name cover are missing the point. that is not a broken man. comedy is politics. comedy has always been politics. weird al has been satirizing politics for a long time because he knows the court jester can say to the king what other people can't. by doing a serious cover of an explicitly anti-establishment song that his gen x and millennial audience knows by heart when he's built his career on parody, he's saying this can't be satirized anymore and he's saying it in a very deliberate way that his audience will understand. those aren't the actions of a broken man, they're the actions of a man who is trying to tell you something. are we going to listen?
welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday
happy holiday to those who celebrate
First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year
I AM NOT IMMUNE TO AMERICAN ROCK BAND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
referenced from the beautiful photo by @/gaby_ravy on twitter! i drew this for my beloved maddy but everyone else can look at it too i guess
bonus underpainting under the cut cause i think it looked good lol