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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fieryphrazes
modernhaterboy

Have you ever felt like your humors were unbalanced? have you ever wondered your omegaverse type? well there is now a quiz for you:

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can we replace mbti with omegaverse humours phlegmatic beta btw quizzes
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tallsinspace

I bet bj’s mommy issues are insane like truly just mindbreakingly insane

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I bet his dad was distant and sort of strict and worked a bunch of long hours at the hospital and I bet his mom was smart but dissatisfied with her life and marriage and I bet they were really close when he was small and they could cuddle and read short stories and poetry together but then he grew up into big gangly arms and legs and it wasn’t normal to be so close to his mom and his dad started taking more of an interest in him and he had to suddenly conform to a masculine ideal that he never truly wanted to embody while his mother retreated from him until college when he left for good and never let himself look back in any meaningful way

this is all true mash

just discovered that the unexpectedly good pizza place beside where I used to live is permanently closed 😭😭😭

they were always soooo nice and the pizza was so good :((((

it was in a weird out of the way place that you'd not really stumble across so on one level I'm not shocked but :((((( time is a cruel mistress :((( honestly slightly heartbroken 😢 they saved my pizza access when everywhere else wouldn't deliver because I was just barely outside city limits (and by just barely I mean a 2 minute walk) so my postcode got autorejected for ordering r.i.p. La Bella Donna gone but not forgotten ETA: however it does appear that the consistently disappointing Vietnamese place (among many actually good Vietnamese places) has been replaced by a nice Cambodian restaurant 🤔 swings and roundabouts innit