what have i done to anger the sibilant mafia

explore the world a little, backtrack once you get your dash ability and you'll find a few slots lying around in previously inaccessible places

this is old news, for indeed what is an alphabet if not just a set of evolved emojis?

yeah

in the onternet, or atlantis, or wherever the english-speaking hordes are from, they are called chickpeas because when a chick eats them she peas. do gigglepeas cauae giggles to pee?

lowercase numbers are real you just have to Believe in your smelf

mexican homie named brazil8an mike

i'm fluid in water languag

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

"lousy" is a curious word. if you use it as a descriptor of anyrhing that isn't a t-shirt or a point, The Curse begins. it is also a cutsey way to call a louse but this isnt relevant

cyberteens are e-speaking a quantum nanotechnology dialect of Neo English

one time a girl kissed me proto-indo-europeanly and i felt fine :thumps up:

stole a baby like 16 years ago and didnt speak to it at all, but it stared talking to me recently. should i try to remove language from the baby somehow?

the sestina and the villanelle are shooting psychic poetry beams at each other and it is disturbing the wildlife

linguistics update: grammatical cases are now named like ace attorney cases. Turnabout Nominative

sometimes i wonder if the buffalo buffalo buffalo know that they live in an example sentence