FINALLY got good photos of my sculpture final. This is my dog his name is Sock.

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

me: ok so how gay actually is it between you and your liege lord? like everyone on tumblr -- it's like a symposium of scribes, don't worry about it -- is eroticizing knighthood recently but i have my doubts about how intimate that relationship actually is, especially considering the actual political position you occupy

the medieval knight ive brought from the past and given the ability to understand modern english: hold the fuck up can we circle back to the magic potion that means you have naught to fear from the plague

there's more in this genre but this is the only one i can remember

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children

David Cronenberg and William S Burroughs on the set of The Naked Lunch (1991)

And then I got out the

I suck at my job. I'm a terrible husband and father. I have absolutely nothing going for me except my ability to write muppet erotica. I know what its like to be the pony with the shittiest cutie mark. God made every creature for a specific reason, and I am the angel he made with the sole purpose of falling from grace

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

MECCA FOR DERANGED PEOPLE

I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

probably the least exciting email I have ever recieved

what me and my mutuals look like talking about the movie where a tripple homicide and kidnapping occurs within the first 15 minutes and not a single good thing happens other than some gay shit