REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

How about a Betamax …

jacket potato №1

Item: Love Knife; one stab leaves the victim in love with the next person they see. Unfortunately it is also a literal real knife

And here we see the start of the classic Cupid heart combination act. Next he will cut open both their chest and remove their still beating hearts. Now time is of the essence as he must dissect both hearts then recombine them so that each new heart has equal pieces of the old hearts. Then he must reinsert them and resuscitate the lucky couple so that they may begin their new life as a true couple.

No shit!!!