When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

the face of a man who just realized his deepest love was reciprocated and he was loved heavenly and unconditionally but it’s too late now

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

How's Curious George doing btw

hey. That was devastating

forever forever forever thinking about the script change from “i think all we have left, dean and me, is each other” to “why not drown myself in women and decadence?” like. you mean to say endverse cas’s coping mechanism was exactly the things we saw dean doing for every previous season? you mean the first draft was an achingly honest admission from a fallen angel who should have left dean winchester’s side long ago but was still here, shotgun in his hands, following dean unto the point of death? what do you meannnnnnn

it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

First drawing of the year

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

Theyre putting him down :(

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

like this

big shoutout to baked potatoes

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i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

carryposes are fun. flying with scaredofheights bff

my browser extension that colors posts based on the poster's blog theme did something very fun just now

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Mouse MD

He needs mouse bites to live