oh oo ohhh ooo oh
Watching Smallville in my 30s and god having a teenage son with unfathomable powers sounds so stressful. If my 17 year old told me he was sleep floating I'd be like
I know for a fact the Midwesterners of DC know Superman is from the Midwest but its just not their business to say. They heard him say ope during an interview once and instantly clocked it.
Some random Midwesterner: I don't care about Superman's identity do you see how big that boy is? I need to see his mothers apple pie and casserole recipes
oh he's a comedian
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Smallville (2001-2011)
S2 E03 'Duplicity'
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This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw
@theimaginatrix27 alt text:
You need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. You need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww
monotony <- just one tony
oh my god
Legendary
THE AI DUMPED HIM
you're someone's hated tumblr
kiss this babey
as a smoker one of the fastest way i dissuade people from smoking is i go you know how your headaches suck. imagine a permanent headache that slowly gets more and more expensive to cure and also you cant stop coughing in the middle of all of this. yeah? this sucks.
i have said this before but end stage liver failure did not dissuade me from starting opiates. what dissuaded me was someone telling me "do you want to be itchy for the rest of your life? this is how you be itchy for the rest of your life."
people in the tags keep bringing things that are terminal, and i need you to understand some thing critical here. people do not conceptualise what they've not experienced properly and the 'inconvenient' side-effects come faster, and are far more likely than the Big Scary Ones. "dont start cocaine because your liver will fail" -- means nothing to me, have never experienced liver failure, also it takes forever for me to get to that stage. "do you want to know what cocaine shits are" -- paying attention, do not alter my shits habits.
Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book
Artists sketch
