Me, ordering McD breakfast: I must speak clearly and keep my order short and simple and have my payment ready, thus achieving a good grade in Drive-Thru Customer, a goal that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
The drive-thru girl: oh hey, awesome jacket. Is that custom? Very cool. I genuinely hope you have a good day.
Me: 😮 *whispers* extra credit
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