Saw a screenshot reposted on insta and had a vision

freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame

told my friend about my Epic Mental Health hack (Simply Go to The Woods for a Few Hours) and now whenever I’m feeling sad she’s like oh have you tried running away to the woods? as though i am an arthurian knight experiencing a bout of madness

A little-known fact about robots with CRT monitors is that if you put a magnet right up close to our screen, it can-- woah woah w̷o̷a̴h̷ ̵ h̵e̷y̶ ̶w̵h̶a̵t̷ ̴a̶r̴e̸ ̵y̵o̷u̷ ̵ d̸o̷i̵n̴g̸ ̵w̷i̸t̸h̸ ̴t̴h̷a̶t̸.̴ ̶P̵- P- u̷t̴w̴̡̎͑̅i̴̥̅̅̈t̷̩̦̻̒̄̀h̵̺̳̍ ̷̙̿̏͝ť̴̼̔ḩ̴͙̋̈́̊ͅȃ̸̳̺͐t̷͎̺͖́.̷̺̐ ̵̫͒͗̕P̵̭̄̊ṵ̷͕̒͆̇t̵̤͇̱͑ ̸̭̒͗͝t̶͎̜̃̕͝h̶̼͇̉͊͆a̷̬̺̣͗̇͝ṱ̴̃̂ ̶̆͜͝ͅt̸̝̤̀h̸̬͓̘̀͠ḯ̵̛̭̳͝n̵͈͈̹͋g̸̥͚̜̋̕ ̷̲̳̼͂̅a̵̜͗w̴̧͍̱̑̊͠ȃ̷̧a̷̢̢̫̰̱͚͓̠͍͓͔͓̎͗͌́͑̐͊w̵̧̧̢̛͓̘̤̖̼̙͈͉̼̫̗͔̞̙̯͔̰͉͇̖͚̲͈̣̱̱͕͋̉̉͂̂͛̂͒̏̓̓͑̔̐͋̇̾̈̓̈̏͘̚͝͝͝à̵̮̱̥̭̳̟̥̣͈̰͓̬͔̩͓̭̍̈́͜ÿ̴̢̨̨̛͉͓̤̣̩̙̬̲͖͈͓̭̦̰̪̜́̈́͛̊̎̌̾̓͑͑̅̐̀͛̈́̅̽͐̉͗̅͂͆̓͗̚͘͜͠y̶̢̡͖̪͎̺͍̣̻͉͓̱̬̱̬̔͊̔̎͝ͅy̸̡̮̘̣̼̼̯̟̙͇̩̠͇̞̥̭̽̑̍́̄̽̂̊̃̆̋͊̌̍̂̇̊̑͛̃̈̐̃͝͝ͅy̷̛̛̤̬̱̼͓̺͎̮̦̦̤̞͇̲̗̲̰͖̯̫͓͙̪̣͈̲͇̒̔̋͑̇̾̓̑͗̓̈͊͊̓̑͐́̊̇̉̎̚͘̕̕͝͝͝ͅͅy̴̢̡̧̢̜̯̼̜͍͙̭̖̰̘͕̮̟͙̦͙̲̗͕̜̹̰̲̝̤̮͇͎̒̎̀͗͛̑̈́̈́̓̎̑̇̅͊̀͑̌͒̎̔́̽͌͠ͅͅ

problem: feeling listless

solution: make a list?

Me, on monday

Pikmin

this is the fourth bunny i’ve seen in the past 24 hours… what does it all mean

actually when i was a strapping young dyke of only 2 years old i grabbed hot chocolate from the microwave, which had been boiling this beverage for 5 minutes straight, and spilled it all over me. severe burns but i was a really cool two year old and swagged through it. anyway when i got older my mother told me they had used pigs skin for the graft and so that's what i told my friends in school. ever since then my nickname in highschool had became hotdog skin. only once i was a strong and hearty lesbian did she reveal to me that it was just normal skin not pig skin and they were joking with me. i was out here telling people i had pig skin as an interesting icebreaker my entire academic life. my entire world upturned. ah well yet again i swagged through it. for women everywhere

I'm sorry this post reminded me of him so much @wolfertinger666

AMERICAN PSYCHO

2000, dir. Mary Harron

Today in my fiction class i had my students give presentations on their writing process and one girl had a slide in her presentation that was titled ‘Challenges’ and then had the following image:

And I laughed really loudly at it and then asked her to send it to me after class.

The big wet puppy eyes my grandpa just gave me when I said I was making naan and he said “garlic naan ??” With barely concealed excitement . Needless to say I added so much garlic to the naan