astronomodome:

a mother ethoslab nursing its litter + the runt (will not survive the winter)

femmenietzsche:

femmenietzsche:

All the FEMA guys are laughing at you for getting swept away by 2.25 centimeters of floodwater

The FEMA girls are giggling about it too but mostly thinking about having a threesome with their hottest coworker tonight in a large government van

the seats get in the way but fema corps genuinely do have crazy sex in the vans . and in housing. and just everywhere really its a bit of a problem when the unit leaders catch them

river-muse:

Literally just had the unironic thought of “which of the Sparda family could solve for x if you dropped a long variable equation in front of them? If multiple then who would be the fastest at it?”

I think about the questions that no one needs answered.

dmc-questions-anon:

For anybody who is Going Through It.

angelartist:

black-quadrant:

sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

@redmin69

splatterpunkrock:

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

northirish:

northirish:

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

talbas:

ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

angelicguy:

getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don’t worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets “i love smoking cigarettes indoors”