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*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*
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"I asked Grok" "I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Nick Valentine and he told me I had a way with machines.
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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
im sorry i couldnt just let these slide
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did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
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I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image
*the second someone walks behind me*
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an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
What
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yeah
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generate a random word. this word is the theme of your special hell you will be going to when you die
"awful"
gee thanks
Behave?! No!!
mine said "vote" which i think just means we've all been living in my hell since 2016 #blueskyposting
"nap" yippee one way trip to snooze town bitches
"lid"
... what
"Shrink" Huh, guess I'm going to be chased by ants...
Suspect... I don't think I want to know.
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