Mr. Referee

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
micromys
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asingularcanadian

You are not safe from this. You, the person reading this, are not safe from this. No matter how educated or open minded you think you are, you are not safe from this. The moment you think you are safe from it is the moment you become the most susceptible.

Its similar to why you cannot put bad people in a class of their own. The moment you do that you stop being able to see the bad things that the people closest to you do a la "my best friend couldn't have said that racist thing, they're not evil."

The moment you think you are immune from this type of backslide into right wing nonsense is the moment you stop questioning yourself enough to keep yourself from backsliding into right wing nonsense a la "I mean im not antiscience, im vaccinated, I just think that fluoride in our water supply is imparting children's ability to learn as fast as they otherwise could without it."

Remember, being progressive means progressing, its about always moving forward. The moment you rest on your laurels and stop putting in effort to keep the progression is the moment you start becoming left behind.

chillyfeetsteak

a few months ago i had a sleep study done. the woman who administered the study told me she's been working there for 30 years. she spent the hour or so that it took to apply all the electrodes and sensors monologuing to me about all her various conspiracy theories. the thing that stuck out to me is that much of what she, a medical professional, was saying was true: proven data about how blue light affects our sleep patterns, things like that. but she also wanted me to know fluoride in the drinking water is giving us all mental disorders, vaccines cause autism, SSRIs build up 'toxins' in your body, and of course how trump's administration is going to fix everything. the insidious nature of cult-like belief systems makes being vigilant to misinformation, even in the face of authority, vitally important.

queerculus
saywhat-politics

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Keep your messaging simple:


“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”


That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

queerculus

  • Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton
  • Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks
  • Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more
  • Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks
carnival-phantasm
lameness-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm:
“number-1-deaf-clint-barton-stan:
“it’s been two years, but i think that an icon like her deserves to be known about by more people.
her name was freddie oversteegen and she, at the age of fourteen, along with her...
number-1-deaf-clint-barton-stan

it’s been two years, but i think that an icon like her deserves to be known about by more people.

her name was freddie oversteegen and she, at the age of fourteen, along with her older sister truus who was 16 and their friend johanna “hannie” schaft who was 19, was a part of the netherlands most famous all female resistance cell which was dedicated to fighting the nazis and dutch traitors.

among other things, they are known to have blown up bridges and railroads, smuggled jewish children from concentration camps and, as the tweet mentions, seducing nazis and then shooting them with guns that they had hidden in their bike baskets. freddie is quoted as having said that they “had to do it.” and that it was a “necessary evil, killing those who betrayed good people.”

though freddie and her sister truus were both lucky and survived the war, hannie schaft wasn’t. at the age of 24, hannie was caught and around three weeks later was executed by nazis, only 18 days before the netherlands were eventually liberated. she was shot with one only wounding her, and, before the final shot, hannie is quoted as having told the executioners: ik schiet beter, which translates to “i shoot better.”

though she didn’t survive, hannie is recognized as a national icon and a face of the dutch resistance, with her story even being retold in a movie from 1981 called “the girl with the red hair.” along with this, truus also founded the national hannie schaft foundation in 1992, on which freddie served as a board member.

freddie, at the time of her death, was 92 years old and the last surviving member of the resistance cell, with truus having died two years earlier at the age of 92.

though these women and all that they did played an important part in the dutch resistance, they are often overlooked in history outside of the netherlands. it’s important that they are remembered and that their work to save people isn’t forgotten. it’s incredible what they did, especially given how young they were, and they deserve more recognition than what they’ve gotten.

lameness-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm

“I shoot better” Holy shit an icon

sessju
charlesoberonn

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

soft-riddler

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

charlesoberonn

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

soft-riddler

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

charlesoberonn

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

mr-elementle

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money!

*Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

sudokobitch

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

jadensilver

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

dikubutto

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

charlesoberonn

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  • shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
  • A black domino mask
  • A dark grey wool hat
  • a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
  • a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
micaxiii

I drew fanart

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did I get it right?

charlesoberonn

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

charlesoberonn

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

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casual--witchcraft

You do the crime, you get the crime.

charlesoberonn

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The plan is working!

prince-of-creativity

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

charlesoberonn

He is gay, and does crimes.

werewolfie

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Crime Man strikes again

trucywright-zander

I like Crime man

charlesoberonn

And Crime Man likes you too

juancuentas

¿ what are his Powers?

charlesoberonn

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

charlesoberonn

By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.

evilkitten3

op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.

vaspider

This is one of those posts that you stop what you’re doing and read it to your partner(s)

charlesoberonn

Read the story on AO3 to them as well while you’re at it.

darreinhardt

He’s the hero we didn’t need and didn’t know we wanted.

sessju
dyscomancer

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

out-of-aces

@notaplaceofhonour allow me to introduce you to the lantern shield

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they were basically rich fuckboy dueling weapons for night fighting so the candle in that little slot would blind your enemy then all the spiky bits would make trapping their weapon super easy and then you'd just stab them

they were also kind of just blacksmiths showing off because they knew their customers were rich idiots. look at how fucking intricate all that detail work is. The articulation on that gauntlet? Pornographic.

they are very very silly and I love them

notaplaceofhonour

fuckin hell yeah!

missusruin
seven-winged-liar

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you