jewish-joy

As the treasurer for the Jewish club on campus, I once accidentally put in a request for 10,000 dollars for our Hanukkah party.

What was even more insane about this is that said request was automatically approved through the school's system, hypothetically granting me the power to get a used car in the name of the Maccabees. So, for a good thirty minutes before my frantic email to every financial institution in my school was answered, I was plagued with two questions.

1. What the hell was the club going to do if all the funding we would be allotted for the next two years had to be spent in one evening?
2. If tasked with this enormous amount of money, what kind of rager would I now have to undertake in order to properly disperse the money?

Before Carl from accounting kindly answered my email at 9 PM on a Wednesday , I'd been researching the going rates for rent-a-penguins. Surprisingly much more affordable than you'd think.

biglawbear

Move about the Hannukah Party of All Time

tikkunolamorgtfo

Movie tagline:

“Minor holiday. Major rager.”

charlesoberonn

theentertainmentfeed

bleeding-babyboy

I love :D and :3 and :/ and :) and :( and D: and :c and c: and :|

kuttithevangu

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

creekfiend

catcrumb

ALT

jennyforeigner

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

holoswirl

Wingull x Mantyke anthro design - custom commission