got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

sneezing on my cat to let him know how it feels when he does it to me

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

What a disgusting pervert, we should kill it

The court jester has arrived

Tell us a joke little guy!

pjackk is beloved bc a lot of us are 5 seconds of lapsed concetration and one bad gas station sandwich away from posting like that too

fantasy:

reality:

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

i feel like history has obscured how funny breaking bad was bc people always look at me wrong when i say it's a dark comedy but like when jesse pinkman wasn't suffering more than the omelas kid he was also frequently the funniest character on tv

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

I think subtitles have gotten a lot better now but if you watched any subbed Korean movie from like pre-2012 it's all like this 😭

before tiktok there was no video evidence of people cleaning really dirty rugs