for me and you cause I like reading back on my works. I’ll try my best to put this all in order
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Introductions!
Call me Ree or by my full url! I also go by Sweden.
Im an aroace masc nonbinary that uses mainly they/them pronouns followed by he/him. I also use other ones like xey/xer/xem, we/us, and hai/hir/hoi.
I like cats, pasta, flufy and shiny shit, reading fanfics, and trying to info dump ideas at a fast rate. Hate em wronguns who thinks fucked up shit like child abuse or pedophilia is ok and caramel. Fuck caramel. And taffy.
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Here’s my art side blog @cat-and-fox-hub
Here’s my NSFW (art & writing) blog @grandfather-of-sin
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Currently in the following fandoms in interest order:
Skibidi Toilet
Yu-Gi-Oh (Arc-V an’ Zexal mostly with GX & s0 on the side)
Titanfall (BT-7274 is so fuckin CUTE!!)
Twisted Wonderland (Yuu angst or comedy with x reader slides)
Cookie Run
Dream SMP (TommyInnit-centic shit)
Madness Combat
Transformers (time travelin Sam Witwicky & great, albeit rare, x reader content)
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Miscellaneous
Existence AU
Existence- The Starter Post
How do you Know you Exist?- A question for @sad-boy-hank
How do you Know I Exist?- What do you Perceive me to Be?
Authority- We do not have Authority and the cost is much, much, too high.
Writing Prompts
Your Reward: The No Harm List- You live in a city where crime runs rampant. One day, you save a young boy’s life, not knowing that he is the crime lord’s son, and you have just joined the no harm list.
Last Words- “Choose your last word’s carefully,” the villain sneered. The hero shakily lifted their head, “I love you”
A Short Aggressive Excerpt of My Day- Describe an average day as aggressively and violently as possible.
Series
The Little Green Bunny- Madness Combat x BNHA
Dream SMP
Loop Excerpt #479: Of Music And Ballet- Dream & Tommy in a time loop; funny shenanigans ensue after they put their shit aside and become friends
Spinel Heart- Tommy-centric AU where Tommy is left at his childhood cottage all alone by the SBI, Spinel inspired, and left to take care of the home and farms all by himself for 7 years until they come back when Tommy turns 17.
TRANSFORMERS
Multiverse Shenanigans- Merfolk Reader & Human Megatron get thrown in a traveling the multiverse trope
Monster in Human Disguise- Humans are Scary Reader in a Humans are Cute TFA universe
Unintentional Cupid- Megatron but everyone secretly wants to kills him and he and their very beloved liaison are in love with each other
Gen Z Humans & Madagascar Penguins- Thread chain about Gen Z Humans in G1 scenarios & the human equivalent Madagascar Penguins
MADNESS COMBAT
Miscellaneous
Human Reader planning a vacation
Reader in a nurse outfit as 2B’s ‘assistant’- small imagine off of @yansoftie’s response to an ask for 'nice dress’ AU
Rapunzel reader, Pascal 2Bitty, and Hank Ryder- Rapunzel AU
Integrity AU
Shower Thought- The Starter Post
Poor Word Choice Gets Grunts Horny AF- suggestive one shot with Dom Sheriff
Just Sheriff or Everyone Else?- @gonergoat’s ask whether or not breeding kink is for him only or expendable to everyone else.
Soft Ara AU
Beginning- The Starter Post(will be updated)
Perfect- @gonergoat’s short ask about how funny SA Reader’s situation is
Affection Battle- Church & Gorge meeting Reader
“I need to survive”- Internal monologue of Reader during Tricky Boss Fight
SIX Musical AU
SIX Catherine Reader- Character Intro
SIX Anne Reader- Character Intro
SIX Jane Seymour Reader- Character Intro
SIX Anna Reader- Character Intro
SIX Katherine Reader- Character Intro
SIX Parr Reader- Character Intro
PAWSG Reader AU
Nephalem in Madness- My PAWSG Reader gets yeeted into Madcom
Clay God AU
Accidentally Became Zeus lmao- The Starter Post
The Nameless- One of CG Reader’s more terrifying creations
The Overseer
Madcom x FNF Story Idea with Auditor Reader & Dimension Traveling- Starter Post
SKIBIDI TOILET
Skip & Solo- A prompt with AIL Reader saving a moot’s silly duo from a pickle
TWISTED WONDERLAND
Once 4 Stood, Only 2 Now Remain- The Dwarves Mines goes terribly wrong.
Yuu AU Ideas- Somewhat obscure Yuu crossover ideas
You know these people are idiots when they're thrust into the big political spotlight. Anyone else in Karoline's dirty shoes would have known that name calling a verbal opponent and losing your cool means you immediately loses the debate. Especially if they're opponent is a good reporter/journalist.
She quickly showed her incompetence by calling the reporter a "left winged hack". Then again, this is a woman more interested in collecting STIs and thinking God was an American.
Palestinian Hostages including children are being raped and tortured in Israeli prisons
On Wednesday, the US announced the start of the second phase of the Gaza ceasefire. But behind bars, Palestinian witnesses tell us thousands detained in Israeli custody are facing a vicious form of warfare.
A warning that this episode of MEE Live contain details of extreme sexual violence, and these may be referred back to throughout the show.
The Israeli Prison Service told MEE it "categorically rejected" these allegations. But they pile onto mounting evidence of abuse, including footage leaked by Israel’s former Chief Military Advocate last year that appears to show Israeli soldiers gang-raping a Palestinian prisoner.
A UN inquiry published in March last year accused Israel of using sexualised torture and rape as "a method of war… to destabilize, dominate, oppress and destroy the Palestinian people".
There are roughly 9,300 Palestinians currently in Israeli prison, around a third of whom remain in “administrative detention”, meaning they are held without charge or trial based on secret evidence they are not allowed to see.
The number of prisoners doubled in the wake of October 7th, and is almost the highest it’s been since the Second Intifada in 2000. But it is not just the number that’s increased. Under the oversight of National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir, who came into office at the start of 2023, this imprisonment has also become more deadly.
“In Gaza today, tens of thousands of children wake up without a parent’s voice calling their name. This is not because of illness or accident, but because Israel’s war on the Palestinian enclave erased the people who made them feel safe.
As of last March, more than 39,000 children in Gaza were estimated to have lost one or both parents in Israel’s ongoing aggression, including 17,000 who were fully orphaned, according to the Palestinian Central Bureau of Statistics.
This is one of the largest orphan crises in modern history. And these figures are not just statistics; they represent a mass unravelling of childhood itself.
For a child, parents are not simply caregivers; they are the world’s first promise of safety. The steady presence of a mother or father represents a familiar voice, a predictable routine, a hand held in the dark. It is how a child learns that fear can pass, that hunger can be soothed, that danger has limits.
When that anchor is torn away violently, the child’s entire sense of reality shifts. The world becomes unstable. Trust becomes fragile. Safety becomes a memory.
In Gaza, this rupture is happening at scale. The loss of caregivers is not only through death, but also through severe injury, detention, enforced disappearance, or separation in the chaos of repeated displacement.
Some children have been pulled from rubble, only to find no one left to call ‘mine’. Others have a living parent, but one so injured, traumatised, or absent that the child is left without real protection.”
✍️: Bahzad Al Akhras
I keep thinking about the human in Deadly Delivery being like… ridiculously insanely strong actually, compared to the Robloxians, but at a significant cost. Like, okay-
The Cloaked is what the Robloxians know you as, since you’re classified as an entity to them. You’re the only ‘helpful’/‘dangerous’ class entity in the logbook. You’re an aid, but if you’re approached with killing intent, you’ll fight back, HARD.
However, if they DO let you help… well, you can carry more food than any Robloxian could ever dream of, you can take more hits than should be possible, you can practically knock entities off their feet with a bat, you can push yourself beyond your limits in ways Robloxians can barely even fathom, and your voice is incredibly loud & is able to travel far distances when you need it to.
But you don’t heal very fast, bandages will only stop the bleeding, they don’t immediately heal you like a Robloxian. You can sprint faster than just about anyone, and while you get tired slower, you recover much slower too. You can throw more than half the entities like they’re made of paper, but you can hurt yourself with your own strength if you push yourself. You can injure your throat with too-loud-for-too-long sounds, and your heavy breathing makes you easy to track for anything on the floor.
Oh, most definitely!
I mean, there HAS to be a reason why they have survived for so long in the depths of the facility that the Robloxians raid every day.
I can imagine that having such a truce with the Robloxians would benefit both parties in a way that can help them survive easier.
The human can handle the absurdly larger foods with ease, take monsters head-on, and distract more dangerous threats on floors.
They can fulfill many niches that the team would need or they can be a good support to have down there in the depths.
I feel like the Robloxians would rather have them as an ally more than an enemy, as they can hold their own very well and collect a lot more food in a shorter span of time.
The longer they stay around you, the easier it is to see just HOW you survived in the depths by yourself. You’re quite a hardy creature that takes things in long strides.
Your sanity doesn’t even seem to be affected much–unlike your Robloxian companions. Surprisingly…you’re quite supportive of them when they start having mental breakdowns and muttering about “Umbra staring at them”.
You simply pick them up and give them a firm hug. Patting and rubbing their back while shushing them to help them calm down from their panic attacks. It’s a surprising addition to your role amongst their teams.
They have seen you slay monsters, carrying large amounts of food without breaking a sweat, distract demogorgons with little fear, and now you even take up the role as a grounder to calm down panicking Robloxians.
You seem to be a great addition to their teams and to the survivors benefits.
Sometimes you even stay in the depths for longer periods of time and come back with larger hauls for your smaller companions to eat…or a large Bloomaw that you just happened to have freshly killed before they arrived to receive some goods from you.
You have also been to the surface a couple of times…and the red sky and ashy landscape has been the only thing that has managed to unsettle you. Eventually, you return to the depths with the elevator after cleaning up, eating, resting, or trading with the Robloxian camp on the surface.
In a way, you are far more beneficial than they have expected…even if you don’t talk that much or stick around too long. You always seem to have somewhere to go or be.
Hopefully you’ll become a full member of the team one day.
Otherwise, they are just happy to have such a beneficial creature down there helping them out and rescuing stuck civilians!
im on that deadly delivery grind so i want to add on to the whole human/robloxian thing
how would each of the classes respond to hearing you speak for the first time?? or like, make any noise at all. anything from a hushed “shh, quiet” to a rushed “LOOK OUT!” to a simple, soft “thank you” or “i’m sorry”? would you be louder than most robloxians, with your larger lungs, able to shout long distances? could you even stun entities with a “banshee shriek” (scream of fear), if you had to? Would they WANT you to?
I actually have a rather unique headcanon that the human speaks very little and ONLY when necessary.
I envision that it’s mostly done out of caution involving the alien-like growths from the upside down portals and the generally unclean environment from the lower levels of the facility and the sewers.
Getting sick would be a death sentence for the human, especially if it involves mold or other harmful things getting into their precious systems, so they tend to just shake their head or nod for simple conversations.
When they DO speak, it’s short and straight to the point–like in a fashion similar to how Sam (Porter) speaks.
I also envision the sound phenomenon that typically is paired with larger beings speaking to lower beings.
What I mean is, the human is bigger than a Robloxian, so they would have a naturally deeper voice regardless of gender. Larger creatures tend to emit a lower frequency when they communicate and smaller creatures tend to have higher frequency voices. Like comparing whales to a chipmunk.
When the human speaks, it startles their teammates because of how the sound reverb bounces off the walls from how low they speak. It’s a steady voice that is both calming and unnerving to listen to.
I imagine it similar to Alduin when he speaks mortal tongue and not Dovahzul.
All humans are different, make no mistake, but your voice will have a more deeper aspect to it because of the sheer size difference between you and your Robloxian companions, as that is how sound frequency tends to change.
As for how the classes respond…
Baseballer, Exterminator, and Veteran (Graves) would most likely look over in slight surprise when the human speaks for the first time. It was almost looking like they didn’t know how to speak…nice to know they can communicate.
Sprinter and Escape Artist (Nora) would probably jump in their skins when the human speaks for the first time. It was very unexpected…definitely not something that they thought you were capable of!
Chef and Odd Jobber would flinch and look at the human with wide eyes. They were NOT expecting your voice to sound that deep, holy shit.
Porter (Sam) and Subject G would probably simply look at the human and tilt their head to the side. It’s nice to know that the human can communicate with them! Though…why didn’t you speak up earlier?
The Veterinarian and Health Inspector (Evelyn) would probably jump in a similar manner to Sprinter and the Escape Artist before turning to look at the human fully with a vested interest in them. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN TALK?!
All of them would probably question why you didn’t talk BEFORE and you can only shrug. You just speak when you feel like it most of the time…then again, it would have saved you a lot of trouble.
Still, you suppose it doesn’t hurt to speak up once in a while.
But, to your teammates? Your voice was otherworldly…and pleasant to listen to!
Sometimes I think about how Esme Weatherwax desperately wanted to be the evil twin, but the logic of narrative causality constrained her to be good after Lilly turned evil.
#and she hates it#she hates it so godsdamned much#she’ll do it but christ alive#and iirc when she finds out that lily didn’t try to have *fun* being evil she absolutely snaps#which kills me because it’s like ‘i had to become your narrative foil and you didn’t even have fun???’#‘i would be ruling the world if i was the evil twin and you didn’t even have fun?????’#‘what the hell were you doing it for if not for fun??? get down here i’ll maul you’ (via @thestuffedalligator)
Even worse, Lilly was convinced that she was the good one.
weatherwax family trait: no fun allowed
"average witch has fun" factoid actualy just statistical error. average witch has 0 fun per year. Nanny Ogg, who is currently blasted on scumble & is leading a sing-along about the delights of buggery, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The thing about Harry Potter is it just makes me fucking tired?
I don't especially give a shit if somebody is reading the books or watching the movies in private, but if you're being loudly, stridently, openly fannish about it you've got to be aware at this stage of things how that's perceived? At the bare minimum, being perceived as transphobic wasn't a deal breaker.
A doll forum I frequent is discussing whether or not to ban pictures of Harry Potter merch, and wow do I recognize a lot of the people going "Um, nobody cares about politics actually, sweetie" "Why does everything have to be political?" as having said some virulently transphobic shit elsewhere.
Someone asked me ":( So you want to DIVIDE people?"
Yes. You can't UwU Let's All Get Along about whether or not a given group of people should have human rights.
You can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.
☝️🤔 - I'm actually surprised he was allowed in.
Lately all they've had in there is right-wing boot lickers.