i ❤️ fat chicks graffiti, cardiff, UK
what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what
we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!
happy birthday to the only video game ever
people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom
yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape
It’s really crazy to see how hard people flounder if you are even remotely confrontational like we have a generation of people who think they can communicate through passive aggressive games of telephone and insta stories and get scared if you tell them no. This sounds like something someone’s boomer grandpa would say but it’s true though
I feel like all the jobs for hot weirdos have disappeared. Where is a goth 6th year college undergrad supposed to work without a 24/hr photo studio? Where should a tired, old looking young man with big earrings work if not at the electronics parts store? Where is someone with the most asymmetrical and androgynous haircut you've ever seen supposed to work if not a record store?
obviously not every cheesy chips is going to be like this, but why is it a majority of the time i see "cheesy chips" it looks like this and it's from the UK. i've seen like 10 different variations of fries with kraft singles just slapped on top of it. at least melt the goddamn cheese
MELT THE FUCKING CHEESE YOU ANIMALS
come on man
pissing me off
they're just doing this shit on purpose now
The standoff with agents happened on Jan. 8, one day after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good in south Minneapolis. Wooten’s refusal to comply with ICE was captured on video and posted to Facebook.
The agents tried everything to intimidate the guard.
“You can’t come back here, bro,” Wooten can be heard in the video saying to an agent wearing a mask and sunglasses. “I’m talking to your manager,” the agent said. Wooten responded: “No, you’re talking to security, I’m in charge.”
ICE left empty-handed. Wooten said he just stood his ground, “10 toes down.”
“I was doing my job like I’m supposed to,’’ Wooten said. “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. I just want to make my family safe because I’ve been here three years.”
If tumblr dies you can find me with the other kittens in the wet cardboard box in the alley that always rains
