I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

Can't wait for a couple of years in the future when we're all making jokes about the bug race that is gonna be so hard for new users to understand

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

ALT

ALT

ALT

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

They are sending my blood to Finland 🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸🇫🇮🩸

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

The "Have you been here?" blog is the best gimmick blog because every post is like "Have you been to this remote convenience store in northeastern Latvia?" and the results are 99.9% no's but then you open the notes and there's 3-5 Latvians losing their absolute minds

measure once cut also once, no prablem

mama e papa

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

people are calling it sculder? smulder even???? girl its msr get the fuck out