This is the story of only a little while ago.

pangur-and-grim:

Belphie HAS learned to be a good boy, but sometimes he needs a reminder

hemipenal-system:

dragon age can be vaguely estimated by size until late adulthood, and a dragon that’s only the size of a human is probably a reasonably young dragonet

this becomes a problem for dragon therians because theriform dragons keep seeing them and being like “oh you poor thing where’s your mother? cmere let me hold you and we’ll find her together, ok?” and the therian is just thinking “ma’am i have a college class to get to”

mxtomituck:

stuffaboutminneapolis:

FAFO IN MINNEAPOLIS

(via were--ralph)

parakeet:

drank this once and u will never guess what happened to me

mercury-mage:

makesoneteam:

yunho-s:

makesoneteam:

you would think, like, “oh, we’ve already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we’ve already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this” and then you’ll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term “gummy walls” last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

(via cosmic-dragons)

gauntletqueen:

beguilingcorpse:

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supreme-leader-stoat:

frangipani-wanderlust:

So the creator titled this “Caveman Cooking,” but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.

Sound on. Trust me.

(via spacebugarts)

panulyx:

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there’s an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

(via swilmarillion)

ibetteracethatinterview:

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squeakadeeks:

i was thinking about how cool the nightmare circus aesthetic used in like PS2 era video games was before i remembering i literally have an entire cast of guys for that

lesbianshepard:

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lesbianshepard:

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things “secret good finale” conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock “secret good episode” thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK

Close enough. Welcome back Johnlock truthers!

The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that’s going to be made.

we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Secret Good Finale happens in half an hour!

(via kedreeva)

bestiol: