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Reblogged folieassdeux
"idc about surveillance, i've got nothing to hide." Okay well maybe you should then? Get some goddamn. flavor in your life already
Reblogged prince-geo
“Rob, how do you always manage to kick off all the blankets?”
“I get hot, sue me,”
“I can see that, Rob, are those hearts on your bra?”
“Steven, if you ever look at my boobs again I will blackmail you into never showing your face in this town again. You know I could,”
“You’d miss me too much,”
Reblogged kadebronson
"jud wouldn't lie about breaking his vow of chastity when he openly admits to killing a man so how would that work with him setting an example?" the guy who said "the jewel was never found but your true inheritance is in christ"? you're right, he wouldn't hide it. he'd say shit like "my chastity is in safe hands, as it always has been." or "i kneel at the altar of justice." or "my devotion to god extends to his angels." or honestly probably even crazier wordplay that i'm frankly not insane and christian enough to dream up. and everyone would be like wow this guy is really gay for god, i can tell he means it. which is true! now if you'll please ignore detective benoit blanc playing with the hem of his hat and blushing red as a beetroot behind him,
Reblogged pointnclick
took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane
Reblogged ehlihr
Josh O'Connor as Father Jud Duplenticy WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025) dir. Rian Johnson
Reblogged strongermonster
little sculpture commission of someones oc named MANGO, you can cup him in your hand, you can take him on an adventure
Reblogged steepywatch
oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment
two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way
peg legs?
no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post
…eyepatches?
of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid
Reblogged whatbigotspost
FAFO IN MINNEAPOLIS
this asshole had the entire city scared he was going to lead some kind of klan march and rampage through an immigrant neighborhood. he showed up yesterday with about 5 people and "marched" less than one city block before counter protestors super-soakered his ass in 10⁰ weather, pushed him back to his hotel, and ran him out of town. so so so proud of my city
Reblogged the-pen-pot
Anonymous asked:
Wait I’m sorry parent/child incest fic?????? Why does that exist? Why do you KNOW that exists?????? What the fuck 🤢
I feel like you can sort of tell how long (or not) someone has existed in fannish spaces by how outraged they get about things like this. Like rings in a tree trunk lol. I've been in so many fandoms. At least one, but often multiple at the same time, since I was a teenager. I've seen just. Everything.
Sex pollen. Mpreg. Incest. Monster fucking. Tentacles. Pairings like Snape/Hermione that would be crazy abusive and illegal if they were real. Wild kinks. The babygirlification of all kinds of villains. So much RPF (the 'I sincerely believe they are secretly a couple' kind and the 'this is fictional but it's fun to imagine they're in love' kind.)
You learn to just scroll past shit you don't like or unfollow people or filter tags. The tldr of fandom is that humans are weird as fuck. And creative, and unhinged, and traumatized, and talented. And amazing. And every single thing that you clutch your pearls about 'well surely someone doesn't want to read/write THAT!' - someone does. Probably lots of people do. And those people are perfectly normal. In their offline lives, they're parents and siblings and they have jobs and friends and they go about their lives and they don't cause any harm. And that's the sticking point. There's this really concerning, frankly highly Evangelical idea that if someone enjoys the wrong kind of fiction, they are obviously a Bad Person. But nothing is that simple, and thought crimes aren't real, and you definitely have some thoughts or ideas that someone else would find fucked up. You don't have to like every kind of fic that exists. I certainly don't. But shaming people for their harmless fantasies about fictional characters is so boring. I saw Goody Proctor enjoying a Toxic Ship! Good for you, I'll alert the pope.
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Reblogged judblanc
Benoit Blanc + Jud Duplenticy + Eye Contact Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Reblogged airconditionedgirl
How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard.
cr: 承启 建水紫陶
that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth
I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.
I think about this video every time I use a teapot
I think about this
video every time
I use a teapot
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogged airconditionedgirl
Doodle of my waking situation this morning
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Reblogged txttletale
someone asked if they could tell me something and i tried to say "shoot" and "hit me" at the same time and i just said "shoot me"
Reblogged kadebronson
i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots
