What even is this blog?

hotvampireadjacent:

It’s a good safety measure but any time I make a big purchase my bank slaps my pizza hands. And then I have to log into the app and say. Yes I did irresponsibly make a big purchase. Yes I’m ashamed. Yes I still want to pay for this.

waltonghoulgins:

5pm on a lovely winter’s day

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charl0ttan:

3000s:

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

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athenxt:

never has an image spoken to my soul as much as this one

me and miss piggy have one thing in common…..

kinobeans:

The CONPANION launches on BackerKit on January 22nd at 10am PST!! As a convention goer, the rigid art print pocket is super valuable as I can slip my prints inside of it to keep them safe. But as a vendor, I also use this bag as a personal item when I fly, and it fits underneath the seat in front of me just fine! You can leave the inserts in the clear windows to display your pins, or you can take them out and display your little trinket guys instead. So many possibilities! Check it out here!

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what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Here’s how to tell if a language is easy to learn

• None of them are easy
• They’re all stupid and terrible and will kick you in the nuts
• That being said
• Languages similar to ones you already speak
• Languages you have a lot of motivation to learn
• Languages that have a lot of resources and media to watch and/or listen to and/or read
• So, if you’re reading this with relative ease (aka you speak English fluently) probably French or Spanish
• Do whatever you want though idk
• Don’t just choose a language based on how easy it is
• Unless that’s what it takes to keep you motivated idk
• Go learn Frisian or something

Frisian is an endangered language and it sounds just fine. Hitting you very very hard with a very large fish.

Respect minority languages or die by my comically large fish

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clownboybebop:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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lmwrenwrites:

Clone trooper names be like

-Ryan

-Baseball

-Explosive

-Shotgun

-Bill

-Chernobyl

-Oats

-Hamster

-Hellfire

-Liam

-Corduroy

-Plutonium

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shamebats:

Doctors to trans people: are you really sure you want these hormones? I don’t think you are. I don’t believe you. There are risks, you know? It will change your body. Tell me your entire life story and I’ll decide whether you’ve wanted this for long enough. Oh you didn’t know when you were 5 years old? Yikes, ok. I think I’ll need you to jump through all these hoops and then we can maybe consider it in…100 years

Doctors to fat people who literally didn’t ask: have you heard of this surgery that’ll mess up your digestive system, just absolutely fucking mutilate it? Mess with your ability to eat and drink normally? Potentially fuck up your ability to absorb nutrients? Yes, and you don’t want it? Are you suuuure? Are you really sure? I’m going to bring this up 1000 more times just to be sure also there’s this diabetes drug…

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forthegothicheroine:

oneheadtoanother:

Patrick Bateman if he was chill

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