It's pretty easy yeah but it's also a way to spite people you don't like without having to go for a worse crime. Arson is pretty cool too but in controlled amounts..... And preferably not anything with bombs >:) -dris
I don’t care much about not committing a worse crime maybe. Not sure who I’m “supposed” to be giving tax to anyway. Quackity or Eret I’d guess but they aren’t getting shit from me.
Yeah bombs and explosions have been done to death around here
Merry Christmas, my darling! [Wil hands Schlatt a small rectangular box wrapped in red and blue wrapping paper. It's a little heavy, but not too heavy.]
~ 🖊🥀 Twam
“Merry Christmas to you too, dove” Schlatt took the package and in turn gave a Wil a small, blue and gold wrapped box.
Schlatt undid the wrapping paper on his and opened it
[Inside Schlatt's box was a birch wood carving of a ram with a large mourning dove resting on his back. Details had been painted on then the whole piece was covered in a clear lacquer. The ram had a blue collar with a golden bell on it, the texture of it's fleece looked similar to roses, and the horns matched Schlatt's down to every ridge. Wil waited to open his gift to watch Schlatt's reaction, but he couldn't help picking at the tape.]
“Holy fuck Wil…” Schlatt almost whispered as he examined the carving, tracing the details with his thumb “where do you even get-? It’s beautiful. Thank you” he leaned over and gave him a kiss, bonking their heads together for a moment after “god damn I kinda don’t want you to open yours anymore, I don’t think I can top this”
[Wil's face lit up with relief and joy seeing Schlatt's astonishment.] "It's just something I've been working on for a while when I had the time. Thank you, I'm so happy you like it." [He leaned down, returned the kiss, and bonked him back. A snort erupted from them, and he covers the lower half of his face to stifle a laugh.] "Oh, dear, please. I'm sure I'll still love it anyway, my rose. It's not the price or time investment that matters about gifts, but the thought behind it that counts. Honestly, I'm really excited to see what you got me. I was worried you might think of my gift as cheap."
[Wilson took very little time opening the gift, but plenty of care so as not to possibly damage what was inside.]
“I love it. I can’t believe you made this” again carefully traced the small details of the dove and the Ram’s horns. “No, definitely don’t think this was a cheap gift”
There was two things inside the box. The most prominent being a small, digit camera, not that different from the one Schlatt and Wil had carried around often when they were young. “I thought you might enjoy getting back into photography, or at least it could just be nice to have some more recent pictures. I wasn’t sure if you’d like it though so..” The second thing in the box was a pair of lapis earrings that were made to look like stars
[He grinned wider,] "I've never done wood carving this small so I was super worried about botching it, or accidentally nicking myself. My secret weapon for carving that was a pair of those cut resistant gloves in the kitchen."
[Wil gasped at the sight of the camera,] "Noo you didn't—" [He looked up at Schlatt and pouted like he was about to cry happy tears.] "Awwh babe, you know how much I love photography. Why wouldn't I love it? Thank you so much." [Pulling out the camera to inspect it he noticed the earrings at the bottom.] "Wh– you got me something else too? You– you really didn't have to– my gosh they're gorgeous." [He set the camera back in the box and swapped the bottom set of earrings he was currently wearing for the stars. He grabbed the camera again, kissed him on the cheek, and took a photo of them.]
“You did a great job, it’s really impressive.” Schlatt praised. “You got the horns perfect” he tilted his head in the same way the sculptured sheep was
Schlatt smiled as he watched Wil open the gifts with excitement “I wasn’t sure how good of a camera it was, but it seems like a newer version of our old one so I thought it’d work pretty well. The earrings I was sure you’d like though.” He leaned in a bit closer for the picture, afterwards having Wil take another where they were both looking at the camera
Merry Christmas, my darling! [Wil hands Schlatt a small rectangular box wrapped in red and blue wrapping paper. It's a little heavy, but not too heavy.]
~ 🖊🥀 Twam
“Merry Christmas to you too, dove” Schlatt took the package and in turn gave a Wil a small, blue and gold wrapped box.
Schlatt undid the wrapping paper on his and opened it
[Inside Schlatt's box was a birch wood carving of a ram with a large mourning dove resting on his back. Details had been painted on then the whole piece was covered in a clear lacquer. The ram had a blue collar with a golden bell on it, the texture of it's fleece looked similar to roses, and the horns matched Schlatt's down to every ridge. Wil waited to open his gift to watch Schlatt's reaction, but he couldn't help picking at the tape.]
“Holy fuck Wil…” Schlatt almost whispered as he examined the carving, tracing the details with his thumb “where do you even get-? It’s beautiful. Thank you” he leaned over and gave him a kiss, bonking their heads together for a moment after “god damn I kinda don’t want you to open yours anymore, I don’t think I can top this”
[Wil's face lit up with relief and joy seeing Schlatt's astonishment.] "It's just something I've been working on for a while when I had the time. Thank you, I'm so happy you like it." [He leaned down, returned the kiss, and bonked him back. A snort erupted from them, and he covers the lower half of his face to stifle a laugh.] "Oh, dear, please. I'm sure I'll still love it anyway, my rose. It's not the price or time investment that matters about gifts, but the thought behind it that counts. Honestly, I'm really excited to see what you got me. I was worried you might think of my gift as cheap."
[Wilson took very little time opening the gift, but plenty of care so as not to possibly damage what was inside.]
“I love it. I can’t believe you made this” again carefully traced the small details of the dove and the Ram’s horns. “No, definitely don’t think this was a cheap gift”
There was two things inside the box. The most prominent being a small, digit camera, not that different from the one Schlatt and Wil had carried around often when they were young. “I thought you might enjoy getting back into photography, or at least it could just be nice to have some more recent pictures. I wasn’t sure if you’d like it though so..” The second thing in the box was a pair of lapis earrings that were made to look like stars
Merry Christmas, my darling! [Wil hands Schlatt a small rectangular box wrapped in red and blue wrapping paper. It's a little heavy, but not too heavy.]
~ 🖊🥀 Twam
“Merry Christmas to you too, dove” Schlatt took the package and in turn gave a Wil a small, blue and gold wrapped box.
Schlatt undid the wrapping paper on his and opened it
[Inside Schlatt's box was a birch wood carving of a ram with a large mourning dove resting on his back. Details had been painted on then the whole piece was covered in a clear lacquer. The ram had a blue collar with a golden bell on it, the texture of it's fleece looked similar to roses, and the horns matched Schlatt's down to every ridge. Wil waited to open his gift to watch Schlatt's reaction, but he couldn't help picking at the tape.]
“Holy fuck Wil…” Schlatt almost whispered as he examined the carving, tracing the details with his thumb “where do you even get-? It’s beautiful. Thank you” he leaned over and gave him a kiss, bonking their heads together for a moment after “god damn I kinda don’t want you to open yours anymore, I don’t think I can top this”