A canine catastrophe

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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galileosballs

It's so strange that - at least in North America - the style of living in which you have your own room but only a partial kitchen, but the building has a large communal eating area in which a paid professional makes food at scale on a fixed schedule every day (with a few options, but nothing made to order) is only available to a) college students, b) prisoners, and c) people in long-term care homes.

Not everyone would want to live like that, of course, but I'll bet you that a lot of people would. It's a great living situation for single people, young people just starting out, and people who are in a city on a temporary basis. Cooking at scale is significantly more time- and cost-efficient than each individual cooking or getting takeout. Cleaning kitchen facilities scales similarly well. Employ a few people who know what they're doing and are paid well to do it, and they'll keep that kitchen running safely, efficiently, and cleanly in a way that a few hundred pressed-for-time 20-somethings never could. And a lot of people simply do not care enough about what they eat to want anything else.

Moreover, not putting a full kitchen in each unit means that the units can be smaller without cutting into living space, cheaper to build, and safer. Lots of people who live alone don't cook a lot, since cooking for one is not very time-efficient, which means that for all those people the kitchen is practically just dead space. You could replace its function with a microwave and a minifridge, and if you do, you've given that person a whole extra room.

And the thing is, this style of living does exist in North America. You just can't voluntarily get it unless you go to college. Why? Because we have - for some reason - decided that this globally-not-uncommon way of living is somehow beneath the dignity of an adult. We should change that.

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We should have this more

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

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What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

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3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

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What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

I ate the notes

ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN

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Originally posted by i-j0s

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

the dates these are sent on are broken for me

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

Ah, Tumblr

For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:

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Anonymous asked:

What generation are you a part of and have you ever had chickenpox?

  • gen x, boomer, or older - yes
  • gen x, boomer, or older - no
  • gen x, boomer, or older - unsure/don't remember
  • millennial - yes
  • millennial - no
  • millennial - unsure/don't remember
  • gen z - yes
  • gen z - no
  • gen z - unsure/don't remember
  • gen alpha - yes
  • gen alpha - no
  • gen alpha - unsure/don't remember
thexphial

Fascinating results

porcupine-girl

Wow I wonder what could possibly have made us go from 99% yes (gen x +) to 68% yes (millennials) to 27% yes. Maybe it was beef tallow.

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brosser-les-dents

A reminder neglect is not neutral. It is not passive. Neglect causes active harm. So if you're able, please make sure you brush and floss. Don't put it off till later, don't do it tomorrow or someday in the future. Brush and floss today. And every single day, choose to actively care for yourself.

You are worth all the effort and every single time you brush and floss makes a difference, bc every day you choose not to brush and floss can harm your oral health. Please, I just want the best for you.

boyslit-moving

just brushing with water helped me get back in the groove of brushing more than like... *counts on my hands* once every couple months :<

☝️ you can also do it while glaring and grumbling and cursing your toothbrush/brain/life/god if it helps (it helps sometimes). the toothbrush doesn't have ears after all

brightlotusmoon

My mother ends our phone calls with "Do good things for yourself always" and this made me think of that.

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btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

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Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

gingersnappish

Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!

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Also good for writers

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nitewrighter

We talk a lot about "if you're sick stay home from work" but I feel like we also have a lot more control over "If you're sick stay away from that social function."

If you're sick, stay away from that social function.

If you're almost sick, and going to this social function is going to wear you out and probably push you over the line into actually sick, you should probably stay away from that social function and get some rest.

If your kids are sick, don't drag them to the function. Stay home. Put a funny movie on. We do not need to perpetuate this culture. We do not need to have our kid's cold turn into Grandma's pneumonia just to keep up appearances. We do not need to have our kid's cold turn into 20 other kids' colds just to participate in a craft at the library that you could easily replicate at home by googling for 2 seconds.

basic-bamboo

It often feels unfair when you are forced to go to work sick and you think "well I had to go to work sick so why shouldn't I go to the bar, to this party, to my friend's sick?" But it is so so important, when the government and higher institutions have abandoned us, we as a society and as communities have to take care of each other because we know that nobody else is going to

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tomhoppusdelonge

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

tomhoppusdelonge

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

korrasera

This. You can and should judge people for working for ICE, they're people who willingly signed up for an American secret police force that's violating the rights of people constantly in order to act as enforcers of a fascist government.

msaprildaniels

Basically everyone is not an ICE agent. Like, virtually all of us, the entire population, are not ICE agents. No matter how steep our bills are, very nearly every single American is not an ICE agent.

We can, and should, judge them forever. It should be the sort of thing their grandkids are ashamed to discover. The sort of thing that hamstrings a career forever. "What were you doing in 2025-26? Oh, you were with ICE? Thank you for your time, get out right now."

They should all be judged and shunned for the rest of their lives.

vaspider

The funniest thing I've learned in the last day is that the "$50K bonus" only pays out after 5 years of service.

Like, lmao, you thought Trump was gonna give you a big chunk of cash? Silly.

dances-with-chaos

I wonder what the actual pay is, and whether that additional 10K a year makes it a livable wage.

vaspider

99% of them will never get that money regardless bc agents are washing out and quitting faster than they can handwave more through because, well...

expectation: you will walk down the street hailed by beautiful white women thanking you for Saving The Homeland  reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall downALT
bisexualbaker

I've been seriously under-employed for over a year now. I have never considered joining ICE for even one solitary second.

capricorn-0mnikorn

Quoted Tag:

#i did go back to school and finally earn my associate's degree though!

Congratulations!!