daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.
I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.
secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing
The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it
"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]
me as a tadpole: Water is so fire bro 🔥
me as a froglet: Im kinda seeing the appeal of land tho 👀
me as a frog: Honestly water and land both go so hard 💯
a woman on here said she wished feminist stickers were less cutesy, so this one’s for her. a dinosaur smoking a blunt
Whoever made you think you'd get teased for not drinking alcohol at parties was lying. You're their new supreme. You can go pick up more snacks. You can take care of the fallen. You can talk to the cops. If you have a car, you can drive people home.
In movies they always portray the sober person as a nerd but it's more like being a priest. Your lack of engagement in the carnal realities of the party make you holy and powerful. You are a vital pillar of the community. A rock in a raging storm. Now go answer the door for the pizza man.
Also, you get to remember all the dumb crap your friends do and tell them about it the next day.
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
i think maybe my new favorite category of roman intaglio art is "insects doing human things" because it's so indicative of the human need for whimsy. now take a look at this 1st century BC/AD intaglio of a grasshopper in a chariot pulled by butterflies
love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
