if the riddler transitioned we'd finally get a female batman rogue that isnt any kind of femme fatale because eddie would try to be and be really, really bad at it
ms riddler tries to seduce a man with suggestive riddles that just end up confusing him and then when she walks away she trips on her own heels and while she's falling the reader gets a question mark covered panty shot
riddler is type of guy to have a favorite fork and if questioned he'll say "its not my "favorite." its just the most optimal fork. of course your tiny mind wouldnt pick up on the intricacies of its design, how it has the perfect flat to curved prong ratio, how the handle fits neatly into the palm of my hand. morons settle for the average fork because they cant even comprehend how to see a better one. you think the behavior of a genius is "weird" because youre too simple to operate on my mental plane. riddle me this: who here can quickly and efficiently meet their nutritional goals with the best tool for the job? i'll give you a hint: NOT YOU." and he gets really offended if anybody asks if he's autistic
Eddie gets muzzled but chews through it in record speed just so he can tell another riddle or bring up another random fact. it's a skill that really came in handy when he got kidnapped one time
this was the final straw. im taking his rabid ass to the pound
if the riddler hires all gay henchmen he's walking out of his hideout pregnant
yay yippee yahoo nick is back!!!!
its true
Clap my hands like a baby uaaay yaaay welcome back nick riddlecats
I think you should play a Sonic game mayhaps
never heard of it
wait okay i haven't played them so idk if they're any good or not but if you want ps3 games there ARE the 2 saw video games
why are saw 1 and saw 2 for the ps3 so fucking expensive
Play Final Fantasy IX or X. Those are your two options, you'll die if you don't.
dont say that… dont say that…
On Christmas, everyone celebrates, everyone laughs and feels joy—except Gaza, which remains alone with its destroyed homes and hungry children. Palestine has lived through many unjust and dark years. I am writing this only because my heart is broken. People in this world no longer seem to care about those who have lived for months surrounded by death. Hamza and his family need us at this time. Hamza told me that the crossing will open soon. I hope that anyone who sees this will share or donate to Hamza’s family.
It's the truth everyone is running from: ignoring, ignoring, ignoring when it comes to Palestine. But holidays are fine. I hope everyone shares this post. I won't lose hope at the beginning; I'll keep trying to save my family.
You missed me having Jury duty, how could you 💔... its liek were not even really friends💔
im sorry about that, anonymous parasocial tumblr user
welcome back !! hope you're doing well ! any particular comics you've been interested in lately, or ones you've gotten ?
noo ive been avoiding reading comics lately because i am hopelessly addicted to the liveblog. i did order these though :3
