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PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

sufficientlylargen:

theeternalnewb:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

nerdypagan1:

ashtrayolsen:

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it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

The city of Paris got its name from the Parisii, an iron age Gallic tribe that lived in that area. The Romans called it Lutetia, or Lutetia Parisiorum (“Lutetia of the Parisii”), which over time became “Parision” and then just “Paris”.

The name “Parisii” itself is a latinization of the Gaulish “Parisioi”, meaning “the people who will one day have plaster of Paris”.

nylarac:

officialprincefroggy:

Mrs. Claus opens “The Year Without a Santa Claus” by claiming the eponymous year took place “before you were born”. Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

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Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

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When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

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