miggylol:

Spin the wheel.

You have been offered a full-ride scholarship to get a four-year degree in this field, specifically. Upon graduation, you will be guaranteed a job in this field at the 75th percentile of average salary for the field, with the possibility of further advancement as the years go on.

However, you will never be able to get a job in any other field.

Do you take the offer?

100% yes!

Probably yes

I’m honestly torn, this is a hard choice

Probably not

Absolutely fucking not

Random other option for people who want to ramble in the tags

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pupunu:

torillatavataan:

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In the light of recent events, here’s something useful I came across recently if you want to join boycotting the US (and Russia) in support of freedom, democracy, and the rules based order of the world.

Lots of advice and discussion on Reddit’s BuyFromEU and this:

Also, if you want to leave behind even some of the American digital services and switch to European alternatives, here is a great website for European alternatives for digital products:

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themainspoon:

themainspoon:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

at the risk of sounding like a boomer i dont get gooning

like is it just jacking it multiple times a day or is there something im missing here

From what I understand it originally referred to a specific fetish, but it got stolen and is now just the new way to call someone something akin to “porn addict”, “degenerate” or anything else to that effect.

To talk about the original fetish though, from what I understand it’s a response to all the “porn addiction” hysteria. Basically, the idea that consuming this content can turn you into some sort of brain-dead pleasure drone who only wants to keep consuming. Essentially, Gooners (the fetishists themselves) are a bunch of people who think that it would be really hot if porn addiction was a real thing. I’ve seen it compared to hypno, except instead of another person it’s the content itself that is doing the hypnosis. The whole idea of getting a bunch of monitors and having porn on all of them, or hiding away in a “goon cave” isn’t actually about the porn itself. It’s about the idea of it, the idea of having your brain turned to mush as you melt into being a hedonistic drone concerned only with your own pleasure, enslaved by the fake world on the other side of the screen, able only to make yourself feel good.

I remembered seeing this image floating around here a while ago because people found it amusing, but I went looking for it again because I think it’s a good example of the whole phenomenon:

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I myself am not a gooner. I am not a primary source on this matter, so take what I have to say with a grain of salt. But I do have respect for them, to see a whole ass moral panic and then to decide to touch your junk about it shows the unstoppable drive of humanity. That you can never keep a horny person down. It’s counter cultural and subversive, a celebration of what is scorned that does not try to make itself acceptable, but instead leverages its unacceptability to push into new territory. Gooners are majestic animals and they have my respect.

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It does suck that people keep ruining kink/fetish terms. It’s one of my more niche takes, and one I don’t talk about much, but I do kind of lowkey think that Charli XCX owes the kink community an apology for what she did to the word “Brat”. That shit must be hell for all the actual Brats out there.

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47 minutes ago 3794
language, sexuality, fetishes,

httpsawesome:

it is. sincerely really weird that 2016 nostalgia is a trend. like i knew this day would come but not for specifically 2016. the meme that year was about how this was the worst year ever for most people

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2 hours ago 9894

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things “secret good finale” conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock “secret good episode” thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

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The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK

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Close enough. Welcome back Johnlock truthers!

The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that’s going to be made.

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we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Secret Good Finale happens in half an hour!

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spoiledmilknrotteneggs:

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Local elf malfunctioned over a 6 foot beauty in her lap

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3 hours ago 1625
dungeon meshi,

daftpatience:

daftpatience:

i had a dream that when you looked up “gougar” this was the meme you got instead of the actual one

a large, unclear animal pouncing from the upper left to the bottom right, jaw wide open. all we see is its underbelly and open mouth. it's rather wide with little paws. no ears or eyes are visible from this angle.ALT
a pen and paper drawing of many leaping gougars, captioned "gougar attack"ALT

gougar attack

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6 hours ago 7312
gougar, gouger,

bhramarii:

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no mondays in the cambrian era

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6 hours ago 17934
garfield,

isabelopaque:

Keep almost quoting this in posts like anyone on earth knows what im talking about

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7 hours ago 4420
video, tiktok,

forcemeat-ghost:

Waiter? Yes, thank you – I’ll have your selection of fine powders. My beautiful wife will be having the liquid tasting menu. Thank you, yes.

[aside to my beautiful wife] little do these stuffed shirts know we plan to mix them together into goops…

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7 hours ago 666

bester-jester:

tuxankhamun:

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won’t be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

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7 hours ago 73773
gambling,

bunchashapes:

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what’s not clicking

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8 hours ago 10337
dogs, woo! woo!, music, video,