Land dolphins
Just Horus Eating
The Artist: 逐天作眠梦, commissioned by me.
slight rom com vibes BUT you know that post of how one werewolf myth says if someone who truly loved and trusted the werewolf said its name, he would turn back into a human?
naoya zenin hides a secret from most of the outside world — he is cursed. little known fact: it runs in the family. he’s just the unfortunate soul to inherit it. it being lycanthropy. a werewolf. naoya zenin is cursed to forever be part beast, part man. family history claims that it’s just the price to pay to be born in such a prestigious clan. the truth is, this lycanthropy is nothing more than generations worth of rage, despair, greed, and loneliness accumulated and sucker punched into one unlucky zenin boy. it can’t be exorcised, it can’t be doubled and passed to the next person, and eventually, all men get overtaken by the beast the curse turns them into.
well, fuck that. naoya zenin is going to be clan leader. sure, no one will let him, given that as the days go by, it’s harder for him to keep the beast contained and he’ll probably have to go in hiding soon and die alone, but he also refuses to let that happen. no curse is truly unexorcisable. family records also state that the curse can be subdued by true love.
naoya does not believe in love, but he does believe he is lovable. how hard can it be to find someone to love him and say his name as he turns into a beast hellbent on destruction? apparently, very difficult. every engagement he’s had has fallen through, and in order to keep the secret of his lycanthropy, the zenins allow the women to leave as long as they vow to never speak of what they saw.
enter in you. sheltered, naive, happy-go-lucky you who was raised in a small, traditional clan. you hold all the values and knowledge of what a “proper” wife should be like, but you can never seem to get it right. you’re clumsy, can’t cook, can’t control your facial expressions, speak at a volume just a bit too loud. you are an endearing little mess who can’t find a husband because you just aren’t the perfect wife. but your clan needs help, your father is ill and your brother is in no position to exorcise curses. your family’s survival depends on you securing a marriage. so, you brace yourself and enter into the room where you will have your marriage interview with naoya zenin.
he’s just as intense as you thought he would be, but when he asks you what would you do to be the perfect wife, you tell him with full conviction, “anything. i will do anything you demand of me to be the perfect wife for you.”
you wonder if he’s going to ask you to do something freaky. instead, he catches you off guard entirely when he asks. “love me. if i tell you that you must love me truly, do you think you can do it?”
neither of you are what the other wants, but you both need each other. how hard could it be to get you to fall for him? and how hard could it possibly be to love a monster?
spoiler: very hard.
grumpy tenured professor Naoya x new, sunshine-y associate professor reader !!
lessons in intimacy, naoya zenin ;
pairing naoya zenin x f!reader word count 4.5k synopsis naoya zenin, phd, still has a lot to learn, and you are a surprisingly good teacher content contains fluff!!!, academia au, and they were office roomies!, naoya-centric, he bashes the arts </3
Learning Objective One: Notice Things About Your Partner
Naoya Zenin stares at the heart-shaped cake you left on his desk and refrains from going absolutely batshit.
He can feel the pinpricks of irritation poking his insides, making him curl his hands in annoyance. Two weeks prior, there was a staff meeting informing the business school that they would be sharing their classrooms and offices with the English professors since apparently, due to poor plumbing and a lack of funding, their shack of a school building got flooded and was therefore deemed “unsafe” and “unusable.”
Naoya distinctly remembers making a snide comment about how majoring in something as worthless as English or literature should be deemed a safety hazard and that the degree is basically unusable. Maybe this is the universe’s way of telling everyone in the school to get a grip and let the entire English department just float away into a nearby swamp.
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So the creator titled this "Caveman Cooking," but I have decided that it is Grug the Orc making Peanut Butter Squares. Link to original post.
Sound on. Trust me.
fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human
AND IT SLAPS EVERY TIME!!!!

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”



