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i think eating one of these would fix my problems
That is an asexual homoromantic electricity flavored fruit roll up and I agree it will fix us all

lowkey children are right about homework
when an adult says "i did work for eight hours starting at 7am i shouldnt have to answer emails at home" people clap about how relatable it is but when a kid says "i did work for eight hours starting at 7am i shouldnt have homework" people start going on about the importance of academics and calling them a delinquent brat
DELTAKARTtm
napping during the day when you didn't get enough sleep the night before is always a trap and you should not fall for it unless you are willing to be asleep for several hours to feel better. you go "oooh i'll just take a lil thirty minute nap to get back on my feet" but then thirty minutes pass and you're still tired (because you're trying to make up for sleep you didn't get the night before, not just refresh your energy) and you go "ooh okay maybe another half hour" and this cycle repeats itself until you either stop (still tired) or several hours have passed (you won't' get to bed on time that night and the cycle continues)
I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.
“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”
😭😭😭
“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”
MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.
my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”
A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕
burn it 🔥
(he/him) 🐇
said this on bluesky but:
i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.
i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.
deltarune "which character are you" quiz but it asks you how old you are at the beginning and if you answer anything above a certain age you automatically get Old Man no matter what
