My watchman review as someone who only knows it from posts:
The story is protagonized by a man called roscharch, he is super cool and badass but everyone online says I missed the point by idolizing him (heh little do they know I didn't read the book)
Our hero roscharch is on a quest to investigate a mysterious walking nervous system that appears in a lab on November seventh.
His quest brings him to the culprit, the man who can make small number 9s appear on the bottom left. The man who can make small number nines appear on the bottom left explains that he is not affiliated to the republican party (a fictional faction invented for the book) and that his plan has happened twenty five minutes ago and that roscharch is too late to stop the walking nervous system that appeared on November eleven
That man than summons his stand, the blue man who lives on the moon that asks our hero what a shame it is that steven jobs died of ligma. Roscharch doesn't have a phone so he doesn't know who Steven jobs is, nevertheless he triggers the blue man's power and is exploded
Overall horrible book, the plot makes no sense at all