(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation
There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time
You cannot find my weaknesses on any wiki
baby hog is strong to yummys? it eats them all and is really happy?
☝️and then has a restful hog nap
nothing against office lady yuri. im a fan myself. but we need more warehouse worker girl yuri. blue collar yuri in general honestly. its not fair
dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
Yes, yes, the dentist. We’ve all been there.
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
this soap dispenser is wide open and vulnerable to the world
you cant even begin poems with “i will sodomise and facef uck you” anymore. because of woke .
Holy fuck
telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:
- that’s not for kitties
- kitties can’t use that
- i don’t think so. not for kitties, I guess.
- heh… no way… that’s not for kitties
- huh? kitties can’t use that…
- kitties won’t be able to use that
